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- 双语笑话 面具
- Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打现在起我要表现得像个女士！
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being batt...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 时间就是金钱
- As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有人想要一个特别干净的盘子吗
- Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you come?"Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Y...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世上每个人死后都来到天堂。
- Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on ea...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged hi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 你怎么知道你还没死
- A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead."Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 家里没人 真的
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When she got back that night, she...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在她留给送奶人的便条上
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." When she got bac...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可要是咱们能互相写信的话
- During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妹妹学英语 双语笑话
- 话说同学的妹妹刚上初一，学英语的积极性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词，这天像往常一样，继续拼命的读，他爹就蹲在窗户底下抽烟袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:汉子),hands”，“two hands(偷汉子)。...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 恐怖学英语的方法 双语笑话
- 一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本，突然谈翻到极其恐怖的一页：yes-爷死，nice-奶死，bus-爸死，mouth-妈死，jeeps-姐不死，girls-哥儿死,最后是was-我死。他老爸在后面加了句kiss-气死。同学是某偏远地...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 考前问题
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？学生：考试科目的名称是什么？欢迎来论坛...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Real Play
- Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current produc...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不是好妻子
- Wife: We have been husband and wife for many years, but I don’t know that I am not a good wife until today.Husband: I never said that. How do you have such an idea?Wife: Pe...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 钱和朋友
- A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？乙：当然是朋友。甲：为什...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 和你的一样
- A bald man: I went for a hair transplant, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.Styli...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我了解你的感受
- Jenny: I hate school, and I have to stay here until I’m sixteen.Teacher: I know how you feel——and I have to stay here until I’m sixty-five. 欢迎学习交流：http://bbs....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 难兄难弟
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 关于放屁的问题
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 长寿秘诀
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个小男孩和爷爷奶奶一块过夜
- Spending night with grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime.The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BI...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 美剧遇上TVB之饭后闲谈篇
- Scene1：吃完晚餐，几个人坐在一起聊天。 TVB：给你煮碗甜水啊。 美剧：Go grab some coffee。 在港剧里煮糖水是母亲必备技能！美剧中几个朋友没事去喝喝咖啡这绝对是《老友记》的经...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不是我
- It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
- Frank believed that five was his special number. 弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
