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- 好像只有您和我是唯一赞成的人
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 美国小学上演“数学惊魂”
- A Washington, D.C., school teacher has been sacked after she set inappropriate homework to her third-grade class。 美国华盛顿的一位数学老师由于给三年级学生出题太暴力...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我妈也是啊你想跟她见一面不
- When the young waitress in the cafe in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Translate server error
- 老板要制作广告牌，于是找到广告公司。“请问牌子上写些什么呢？”“就写餐厅吧，俺这里时不时有洋鬼子背包客出没，把英文也搞上。”“好的，明天来取喔。” 制图员在嘀咕：这餐厅英文咋拼呢...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Sin...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 国外大学生的真情告白
- 人们常说大学不仅仅是学习知识，更是一段重要的人生经历。在学校里，你学到了什么呢？来看看Twitter上的孩纸们在学校里学到的东西，有没有一些共鸣呢？关于学习：In college you can get a B.A., M....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 国外大学生的真情告白②
- 关于人际交往：Have some Great friends。交一些好朋友。You can't be friends with everyone。 你不可能跟所有人都是朋友。Keep good relationships with your pro...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 就像你这么些年一直对我干的那样
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不过是你先起的头哦
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The candidate said, "In...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不同年龄段的征婚标准①——22岁年龄段
- "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. When you are young your st...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要乖乖的就能上天堂
- The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?''Heaven!' Suzy cried ou...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 国外大学生的真情告白③
- If you have to think about it don't do it。需要考虑考虑的事儿就别干了。Don't fall in love your first semester。第一学期别谈恋爱。When you begin a sentence with "don't tell a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 今天是她一生中最幸福的日子
- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 世界名人们千奇百怪的第一份工作①
- 李宗盛在他的《真心英雄》中这样写道：“不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹。没有谁能马马虎虎成功……”的确，每个成功的人背后都有着很多的艰辛和付出，名人同样如此。一起来看看名人们成名前都做过...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是因为它在你家猫肚子里
- Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What ar...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 卖瓦盆的小贩
- A peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the t...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那姥姥的头发为什么全白了呢
- One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是我们明天的数学功课
- Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound2 pounds butter at $...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话我理想的男友标准-修订版（32岁时）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 32）: 1. Nice looking （prefer hair on his head） 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. L...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我理想的男友标准-修订版（42岁时）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 42）: 1. Not too ugly （bald head OK） 2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occ...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她用手指蘸起一滴漏出的液体抹到舌头上
- It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, an...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我听新闻说有一辆车在那条路上逆行
- A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone."Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."To t...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我理想的男友标准-修订版（52岁时）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 52）: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn’t borrow money too often 4....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我理想的男友标准-修订版（62岁时）
- What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 62）: 1. Doesn’t scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep 4. Only s...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 证婚宣言是这么说的
- A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held ag...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
