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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精41:Prize奖品（英汉双语笑话）
- 41 .Prize41.奖品Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精43:Rebellious Age顶牛的年龄（英汉双语笑话）
- 43 .Rebellious Age43.顶牛的年龄My teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he aske...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精44:Bedtime Prayer睡前祷告（英汉双语笑话）
- 44. Bedtime Prayer44.睡前祷告Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”朱丽叶在...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精45:Drunk醉酒（英汉双语笑话）
- 45. Drunk45.醉酒One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he ask...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精42:What Can I Say In五分钟我能说什么（英汉双语笑话）
- 42.What Can I Say In42.五分钟我能说什么Five Minutes当我们接到长途电话账单时，发现我们的女儿凯西经常给她在外地上大学的男朋友打长达60分钟的电话。“从现在开始，”她爸爸严厉...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精46:Full Marks满分（英汉双语笑话）
- 46. Full Marks46.满分Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.娜塔...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精47:A Silly Rabbit愚蠢的兔子（英汉双语笑话）
- 47.A Silly Rabbit47.愚蠢的兔子Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunn...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精48:The Sun And The Moon太阳与月亮（英汉双语笑话）
- 48.The Sun And The Moon48.太阳与月亮Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，"Which of them is more useful?”汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精49:Only With A Different Head只是头不一样（英汉双语笑话）
- 49. Only With A Different Head49.只是头不一样After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，"What does your new teacher look like”有...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精50:A Girl's Wish一个小姑娘的希望（英汉双语笑话）
- 50. A Girl's Wish50. 一个小姑娘的希望On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said s...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精51:To Obey Orders服从命令（英汉双语笑话）
- 51 .To Obey Orders51.服从命令My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instruction...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命01：向你的烦恼说再见(双语)
- A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to b...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精52:The Child May Stay这孩子可以待在这里（英汉双语笑话）
- 52.The Child May Stay52.这孩子可以待在这里One afternoon while I was talking to a professor,my two-year-old daughter, Lily wandered into a nearby classroom. There was a math class in progress and，to my...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命02：黑人英语(双语)
- The black couple already had eight children, and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩，而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命03：财政学的一课(双语)
- Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. The first bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000.
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命04：听到那样真令人难过(双语)
- A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴在地上。"What are you listeni...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命05：一个真正热爱国家的人(双语)
- The airplane was obviously in trouble. One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, and the machine was slowly, ineluctably losing height.飞机显然出了问题，一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响，不可避...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命06：安瓜拉瓜拉(双语)
- A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该区被...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命07：干一口吧 (双语)
- The Irish doctor said to his patient, "For the life of me,Paddy, I can’t figure out what's wrong with you. It must be drink. "爱尔兰籍的医生对病人说：“派迪，我怎么也想不出你有什么不对劲的...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命08： 爱护动物 (双语)
- The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.有个人牵了...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命09：凡事总有例外 (双语)
- A musician had taken to heart the old saying, "Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast," and traveled to the darkest corner of Africa in an effort to prove it.一位音乐家牢记一句格言在心：...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命10：我懂了 (双语)
- Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind, the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. Unfortunately, the gorilla is an endangered spec...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命11:古老的中国智慧 (双语)
- Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage revealed that only the blood of a living Foo bird...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命13: 用脸去敲钟 (双语)
- Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral.But the first man who applied for the job was not only a hunchback, but a...
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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命12: 另一则寓言笑话 (双语)
- The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were'a poor but proud people. Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass with which to build their houses, but these we...
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