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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Truth 说实话（中英双语）
- 73.Truth73.说实话One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explaine...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Hindsight 后知之明（中英双语）
- 74.Hindsight74.后知之明Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Treat differently 分别对待（中英双语）
- 75.Treat differently75·分别对待On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"th...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Besides the card...除卡之外……（中英双语）
- 76.Besides the card...76.除卡之外……After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machi...
2018-11-01 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选21： Visiting A Chicken Farm参观养鸡场（英汉双语笑话）
- 21 .Visiting A Chicken Farm21.参观养鸡场One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选20： A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球赛（英汉双语笑话）
- 20. A Special Footbal1 Match20.特殊的足球赛Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选23： A Physics Examination一次物理考试（英汉双语笑话）
- 23.A Physics Examination23.一次物理考试Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.在一次物理...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选22： An Entrance Examination入学考试（英汉双语笑话）
- 22.An Entrance Examination22.入学考试In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological q...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选26： Essay作文（英汉双语笑话）
- 26. Essay26.作文Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.老师给学生出了...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25： All Expect The Music除了音乐都好（英汉双语笑话）
- 25. All Expect The Music25.除了音乐都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选24：The New Teacher新老师（英汉双语笑话）
- 24.The New Teacher24.新老师George comes from school on the first of September.9月1号，乔治放学回到家里。"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother....
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选27： You've Lost你输了（英汉双语笑话）
- 27. You've Lost27.你输了On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother....
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选28： I'm Glad我很高兴（英汉双语笑话）
- 28.I'm Glad28.我很高兴A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"学校的老师正在对学生...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选29： Alexander the Great亚历山大大帝（英汉双语笑话）
- 29. Alexander the Great29.亚历山大大帝Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选30： The Right Leg右腿（英汉双语笑话）
- 30.The Right Leg30.右腿Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?学监(非...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选31:The Name of a Poet诗人的名字（英汉双语笑话）
- 31 .The Name of a Poet31.诗人的名字Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.我们的老师正在给我们介绍现在某些学校使用的一种新的记忆训练系统。“It...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选33： Good intentions良好的心愿（英汉双语笑话）
- 33.Good intentions33.良好的心愿One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”一天有个男孩去对他老师说:“老师，我爸想知...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选34： Professor Creighton克莱顿教授（英汉双语笑话）
- 34.Professor Creighton34.克莱顿教授Creighton was going along a West end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.当克莱顿教授...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选35： Greek希腊语（英汉双语笑话）
- 35. Greek35.希腊语Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holi...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选32： TA Lesson In Reading一节诵读课（英汉双语笑话）
- 32.A Lesson In Reading32.一节诵读课I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read. There was a book used by the learners in reading called“Dialogues betwe...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选36： Excuse借口（英汉双语笑话）
- 36. Excuse36.借口Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed.he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选37： Studying Geography学地理（英汉双语笑话）
- 37.Studying Geography37.学地理Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography.One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha?...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选38： I Wasn’t Listening我没有听（英汉双语笑话）
- 38.I Wasn’t Listening38.我没有听Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”妈妈问正在读书的女儿:“亲爱的，你读的是什么书?"...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选39:A Little Attention注意一点（英汉双语笑话）
- 39. A Little Attention39.注意一点“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”妈妈着急地对粗心的...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选40:A School-report学校成绩单（英汉双语笑话）
- 40.A School-report40.学校成绩单The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"Englis...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
