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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit25：: Heart Transplant心脏移植(双语)
- A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.有一名男子患有心赃病，被送往医院急诊室。The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.医生告...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢医生(双语)
- Silly Doctor 蠢医生A man went to see his doctor有一名男子去看他的医生，because he was suffering from a miserable cold.因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。His doctor prescribed some pills,他的医生开...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit29： Hearth Transplant心脏移植(双语)
- A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。The man finally...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit30：Three Doctors 三个医生(双语)
- Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。The general practitioner looks at it and says,一般家庭医生看着他说："Looks like a du...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit31：Bank Robbery 银行抢劫(双语)
- Two accountants are in a bank ,当武装捻匪突然冲进银行的时候。when armed robbers burst in.正好有两名会计人员在里面。While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,正当几个抢匪向...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit32：Smaller Fish 小鱼(双语)
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Smaller Fish
小鱼Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。The waiter brought a dish with two fish,服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，one larger than the other.其中一条鱼比另...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit33：Exchange Sandwiches 交换三明治(双语)
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Exchange Sandwiches
交换三明治Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.有两位律师走进一家小餐厅。点了两份饮料。Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started t...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit34： Idiot Teacher白痴老师 (双语)
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Idiot Teacher
白痴老师If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .喜爱挖苦人的老师说：“如果在这间教室里面有白痴，就请站起来好吗？”。After a long s...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit35： A drunk醉汉 (双语)
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A drunk
醉汉A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.有一位警官把一个在车道上穿进穿出，迂回蛇行的男子拦到路边。He goes up to the guy's window and says "S...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit36：Apprehending Criminals逮捕罪犯 (双语)
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Apprehending Criminals
逮捕罪犯The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit37：Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治 (双语)
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Beef Sandwich
牛肉三明治A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜台旁选了一个位置。"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.他点...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit38：Lawyer’s Advice 律师的忠告 (双语)
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Lawyer’s Advice
律师的忠告A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.有一位医生和一位律师...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit39：A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主义的律师 (双语)
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A Materialistic Lawyer唯物主义的律师A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门，when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.当时刚好有一...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：浪漫之旅（双语）
- A: Hey, good looking, wanna go on a romatic cruise?A:亲爱的，想不想来一场浪漫之旅 B:谁能帮我们预定这次巡航呢？B: Who would book us on a cruise?A:u.s.s方舟A: The U.S.S. ark...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：富有的邻居（双语）
- Peter: Our neighborhood was quite richPeter：我们的邻居非常富有Thor: How rich was?Thor：怎么富有了Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies Peter：他最小的一个高尔夫球场都有球童的啊~...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit40：Butcher and Lawyer 肉商与律师 (双语)
- Butcher and Lawyer有一只狗，跑进一家肉店把一块烤肉从台子上抢走。A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.很幸运地，肉商辨认出’这只狗是属于他邻居的。Fortunately,the butch...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit41： Lawyer's Son 律师的儿子 (双语)
- Lawyer's Son律师的儿子The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,律师的儿子想要继承他老爸的衣钵，so he went to law school.因此他就去读法学院。He graduated with honors,and th...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit44：Bad Day at Work糟糕的上班日 (双语)
- Bad Day at Work糟糕的上班日 A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。公司接受训练。On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit45：Liar,Liar 骗子，骗子 (双语)
- Liar,Liar骗子，骗子A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。The policeman asked her for...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit42：A Smart Witness 聪明的目击人 (双语)
- A Smart Witness聪明的目击人A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"律师问他：“你确实看见了这起车祸吗？...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit43：Answer the Iron 接听熨斗 (双语)
- Answer the Iron接听熨斗A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"老板说：“你的耳朵...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精63:Saving Face顾全面子（英汉双语笑话）
- 63.Saving Face63.顾全面子Once there was a scholar who was very poor，but was very much concerned with his reputation. One evening，a thief broke into the scholar’s house，but he could find nothing...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精64:Ways And Means方法和手段（英汉双语笑话）
- 64. Ways And Means64.方法和手段Working at a college with a preponderance of non一English一speaking students，my sister sometimes had difficulty in communicating with th...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话30秒汇总贴（带翻译）
- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit1：A True Confession真实的告解(双语)
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit3：If only倘若(双语)
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit4：Lazy Manager 懒惰...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit46：A Henpecked Husband怕老婆的老公 (双语)
- A Henpecked Husband 怕老婆的老公A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治疗师的建议要坚持自己的主见。"You don't have to let your wife bu...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
