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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:下载(双语)
- Wiley’s dictionary:威利字典:down-load下载Fifteen tons of goose feathers purchased from internet. 15吨的鹅羽毛从互联网购买。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:NNNNN(双语)
- Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Nnnnnn Nnnnnn Hey, Maw...Jimmy’s doing “N’s” again嘿~ 胃又要来一次“N,s” 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命54: 农场趣谈(双语)
- Down on the Farm农场趣谈The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁,when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命55: 慈善应由家中做起(双语)
- Charity Begins at Home慈善应由家中做起Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member.山姆,希德尼正挨家挨户推销...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命59: 老马识途(双语)
- A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he could conceal his crime. What's...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命58: 同病相怜(双语)
- We're in the Same Boat同病相怜The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。His friends would often invite him to dance...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命57: 你的东西放在哪儿了(双语)
- Where Do You keep Yours ?你的东西放到哪儿去了?The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.一位上了年纪...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命56: 一位心满意足的客户(双语)
- A Satisfied Gustomer一位心满意足的客户A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说:"I wanna open a god-damned checking ac...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:你可以去管理美国公民自由协会(双语)
- A:Ok, breathe!...Hold...Push! Push!A:好,屏住呼吸,推~~~A:Waaaaahh...A:啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~A: Sand have mommies?A:有砂砾妈妈?A:Yea! It’s a grain!A:太好了,是晶砾。teacher:Jonny has a Mother&rsqu...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:克利夫兰的勇士(双语)
- Do you object to sports teams being named after your ancestors?你反对你祖先被运动队的命名吗?Heck, no.当然不,见鬼。Conahonty’s honored!这是Conahonty的荣幸。Why is that?那是为什么?Conahonty&...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命61: 这是个法律问题(双语)
- It's the Law这是个法律问题A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.一位身材修长,举止文雅,穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命60: 也要谦虚为怀(双语)
- And Modest Too也要谦虚为怀"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,“我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗门王一样聪明,as mighty as Hercules,像赫克力士一样强壮,as brave as Admiral Nelson,像纳尔逊上将...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命63: 免惊啦(双语)
- No Worriess免惊啦!At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,在游泳池旁,一个小孩问他妈妈,"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"“妈咪,妈咪,我可不可以下去游泳?“"Certainly not, darling. The...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命62: 骄傲的老爸(双语)
- A Proud Father骄傲的老爸The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂,so...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命66: 别急慢慢来(双语)
- Let's Not Be Hasty别急慢慢来Said the wife to the husband. 一位妻子对她先生说道: "Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.“亲爱的,我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师, This is the third time old D...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精54:In Six Months六个月之后(英汉双语笑话)
- 54.In Six Months54.六个月之后A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy.一个中途辍学的孩子想当办公室勤务员,正在接受面试。"You will get five pound...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命65: 真是恩爱的一对(双语)
- How Sweet!喔,真是恩爱的一对!Two women friends were having tea.两个女人正在喝茶,Said one to the other,其中一位对另一位说道: "I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "“我已经花了一个礼...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命64: 等明年再说(双语)
- Wait till Next Year等明年再说The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.一位女士和她先生正在用早餐,她边吃边看报纸。"Did you hear about this, dear?" she a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精55:Can His Football Come To Play他的足球能出来玩玩吗(英汉双语笑话)
- 55. Can His Football Come To Play55.他的足球能出来玩玩吗A little boy knocked on the door of his classmate's house.When his classmate's mother answered,he said,小男孩在...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命69: 一个感人的告别(双语)
- A Touching Farewell两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球,Two old friends were out golfing.当他们在一处路旁准备开球时,As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,一列出殡送葬车队恰巧经过那里,其中一位朋友脱...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命68: 渴望爱情(双语)
- Thirstin' for Love渴望爱情Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处,but always managed to get home at a decent hour with...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命67: 你在哪里遇到你太太呢(双语)
- And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?你在哪里遇到你太太呢?Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。After the barbers had f...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:权利(双语)
- A:Show me judge who has the power of his convictions...A你能给我展示一下法官的权利吗?B:And I’ll show you judge who owns an electric chair.B:我可以让你感受一下电刑椅。...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:这就是差距(双语)
- A:Who knows the difference beteen a kingdom and a democracy?A:你知道君主制国家和民主国家的区别吗?A:Yes, Johny?A:Johny,你说呢?Johny: In a kingdom there is only one thief.Johny:君主制国家只有一个小...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译:聚会游戏(双语)
- A:What was your favorite party game as a kid?A:你最喜欢的聚会游戏是什么?B: “Pin the trunk on the elephant.”B:捏象鼻。A: ...Republicans...A:共和党人[共和党标志是大象]...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事