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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命14: 介词问题 (双语)
- A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University.一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。"Excuse me," he aske an upperclassman, "can you tell me where the library's at?"“对不起，”...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命15: 介词问题 (双语)
- On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out.一个阴雨、悲惨的日...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命16: 我没有服药 (双语)
- A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦，因此医生给他一些利...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命17: 你说什么 (双语)
- Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and a genie suddenly...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命19: 瞧瞧我的袜子(双语)
- Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子 "Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "“嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。” "Yeah, and I've got an...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命18: 你做的真好(双语)
- Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin.莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们抓了起来。"...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命23: 城里来的傻瓜双语)
- City Suckers城里来的傻瓜Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路，Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命22: 一个早熟的小孩(双语)
- A Precocious Child一个早熟的小孩When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后，he was taken a back when a 10-year-old...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命21: 一位了不起的天才(双语)
- A Remarkable Talent一位了不起的天才"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.“你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗？’一位老兄向他的朋友问道。"You're kiddin...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命20: 许个愿吧 (双语)
- Make a Wish许个愿吧！Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命24: 好投入啊 （双语)
- True Dedication好投入啊！Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.福特斯克太太越来越担心，Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn'...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：不朽的电话号码（双语）
- A : I’m almost 400years old, and I fear I’m becoming immortal!A：我都快400岁了，我怕会成为不朽！B : Great! Got any good phone numbers?B：太棒了，那你肯定会有一些好的电话号码了？A :That&rsquo...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命26:特别来宾（双语)
- A Special Guest特别来宾A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope.一位律师发现他和某教宗一起到达天堂的珍珠门，Both men are allowed to enter heaven,两个人都被允许进...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命25: 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗（双语)
- Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood老年是人生的第二个童年期吗？An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。"What's the matter, little...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命28: 多谢了（双语)
- Thanks a Lot Sarge多谢了，班长The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowa...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命27:好运跟着保险来（双语)
- Talk about Luck好运跟着保险来"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman“这是最后一次了，我不要买任何保险！”被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。"Jus...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命31: 我的牙齿好痛喔（双语)
- Now That Hurts我的牙齿好痛喔！The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed,一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。"Well, sir," said the dentist,“先生，”牙医说道，"I...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命30: 你认为你有问题吗（双语)
- And You Think You've Got Problems你认为你有问题吗？"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.“乖乖，我真的有毛病了！”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。"Go ahead and tell me about them...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命29: 结局好的就是好（双语)
- All's Well That Ends Well结局好的就是好Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.“今天风好大，不是吗?’第一...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精53:The Thinker思想者（英汉双语笑话）
- 53.The Thinker53.思想者Two children were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker"."What do you suppose he is thinking about" said one，to which the o...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：谁会吃石头饼？（双语）
- A: “Rock pie”---that’s it!A:"石头饼"，就是这个。B:Who in their right mind would eat rock pie?B：哪个头脑清楚的人会吃石头饼？A:Nobody.I’ve entered a pie-throwing contest.A:没有，我只是参...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命32: 听起来还算公平（双语)
- Sounds Fair听起来还算公平A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.“...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命36: 小孩子实在了不起（双语)
- Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?小孩子实在了不起！Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命35:: 学习共同分享（双语)
- Learning to Share学习共同分享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命34: 不要被逮到了（双语)
- Don't Get Caught不要被逮着了！Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。yes...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
