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- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命33: 你能不能快一点（双语)
- Could You Hurry It up a little ?你能不能快一点？A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：重温懒惰肥猫（双语）
- 1. Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat Garfield.『大家好！……我叫姜?艾伯克，是个漫画师，这是我的猫——加菲』2. Garfield: Hi, there. I'm G...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：你为啥要我帮你？（双语）
- A: Help!! Im drowning!A：救命呀！！我溺水了！B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!B：别担心！照我说的做，你会没事的！B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!B：你要吸空气，不要吸水进...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命40: 不要瞎混(双语)
- No Fooling!不要瞎混！"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的！”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”"You're a virgin?"...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命39: 不费吹灰之力(双语)
- NO Sweat!不费吹灰之力There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.一架正飞越安第斯...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命38: 那可真是大的吓人(双语)
- Wow!That's a Bi g One!哇！那个真是大得吓人One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in front of him.某一天一位...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命37: 哲学课一则 (双语)
- A Lesson in Philosophy哲学课一则Why worry?何必忧虑呢？Really, you have only two things.to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。If you...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命43: 完美解决之道(双语)
- The Perfect Solution完美解决之道President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:忽然间他心中突发奇想，"...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命42: 你能不能多支持我一点(双语)
- Can't You Be Little More Supportive?你能不能多支持我一点？The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道："Hey, Mom, I just...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命41: 专注于工作(双语)
- Getting into His Work专注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.一位神父非常...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：改朝换代（双语）
- Hip replacement改朝换代。When Satchmo Armstrong sits in for Lawrence Welk.当阿姆斯特朗坐在劳伦斯．威尔克旁边时。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命45: 把裤脚塞在你的裤脚去(双语)
- And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.一位未曾有过作战经验的将军非常惶恐，因为第二天将有...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命44: 临时改变主意(双语)
- Ghange of Plan临时改变主意Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army.法兰克和佛烈德两人同一天收到召集令，两人都不想去服兵役。But Frank...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命48: 你真是有问题(双语)
- You Do Have a Prololem你真是有问题了！A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命47: 还是家里好(双语)
- Home Sweet Home还是家里好A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.“这次打猎顺利吗？，’同僚问道。"Oh , it was very disa...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命46: 头脑要保持冷静(双语)
- Keep Your Head头脑要保持冷静！A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作，一天一...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命49: 爬的越高跌得越重(双语)
- The Blgger They Are the Harder They Fa爬得越跌得越重The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.一位心理医师感到有些厌...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命50: 谁在放屁(双语)
- Who Cut the Cheesee?谁在放屁？A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命51: 至少你有所选择 (双语)
- At Least You Get a Choice至少你有所选择A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.一名罪人去世后，刚下地狱就被带往各处走走。"I'll tell you how it works around her...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命52: 设身处地替人想一想(双语)
- Put Yourself in My Place设身处地替人想一想Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn老爸只瞧了茅房...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话笑死人不偿命53: 先享受后付款(双语)
- Play Now Pay Later先享受后付款Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women,花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，和许多妓女风流，but in Hong Kong he finally enco...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：古人为什么会吃鸡？（双语）
- What do you suppose prompted the first caveman to eat a chicken?古人第一次吃鸡肉的时候在想什么呢？ Someone probably told him it tasted just like lizard.也许他只是觉得那只是只蜥蜴吧~...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：神奇的记忆力（双语）
- A:What do you have there?A:你在那做什么呢？B: A hissy!B:吵死了。A: Can you remember what you did on every hole you played?A:你能记住你每一次打的位置？B:Absolutely.B:当然。A:That’s truly am...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：一个人的幻想（双语）
- Hen, hen---5 years! I showed them all! They said I’d go batty up here...母鸡,母鸡,5年!我给他们所有!他们说我这里古怪的Hi there. I am an apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers.
嗨~...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：不好意思，你资历太高（双语）
- A: I’d like to borrow some money to raise swine.A:我想借点钱来养猪。B: What experience have you had?B:你有什么经验？A: I served in the senate for six years.A:我在参议院工作了6年。B:Sorry,...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
