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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：最低收入（双语）
- Fixed income最低收入。The amount a boxer receives to take a dive.一个拳击手假装被击倒拳数的数量。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：被诅咒的足迹（双语）
- A:I’ll be darned.A:我是被诅咒了吗？A:Laugh tracks!A:微笑足迹！ 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：拳头的花招（双语）
- A:What happened to your fist?A:你的拳头怎么了？B:This guy tried to get away with a fast one, on our first date!B:这家伙使花招想逃脱，在我们第一次约会的时候。A:He tried to kiss you?A:他想亲你？B:No!...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：防护（双语）
- A:How do I keep from going in the woods?A:怎么防止进入树林呢？B:Hey, Barney---put some more ”port·a·johns” along the edge of the woods.B:嗨，班尼，把更多的沿挡放在树林边缘。...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精57:A Cerebra!Conversation理智的交谈（英汉双语笑话）
- 57.A Cerebra!Conversation57.理智的交谈A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精56:An Opposite Example相反的例子（英汉双语笑话）
- 56.An Opposite Example56.相反的例子An aesthetics professor’s grandson asked his grandfather，"grandpa，why did you say that all the false are ugly?”美学教授的孙子...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：他们也这么说我们（双语）
- A:You know what?A:你知道什么？B:What?B:什么？A:The world is getting nuts.A:这个世界正在发狂。B:Yeah...and you know what else?B:是，你还知道什么？A:What?A:什么？B:We be the nuts they getting!B:他们也这...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精58:The Dentist’s Explanations牙医的解释（英汉双语笑话）
- 58.The Dentist’s Explanations58.牙医的解释Little Jackie's mother was on the telephone with the boy's dentist.“I don't understand it，”she complained，“I thought...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：棉花杜松酒（双语）
- Cotton gin棉花杜松酒White lightning strained through an old T-shirt.在自制的威士忌中飘出一件旧T恤 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：你知道怎么检测你是不是中年体型吗（双语）
- You know that pleading “middle-age spread” isno longera viable option when you can “pinch a foot”.当你能夹住一只脚的时候，就能检测你是不是中年体型了。 更多 英语笑话...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：050%（双语）
- A: Last year you bozos only gave me 75%! This year I want 050% from both of you!-Got it?A:去年你们这些家伙只给了我75%！今年我要你们俩的050%。B and C:You got it, coach!B和C:好的，教练。B:Put us do...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精62:Three Interesting Professors三个有趣的教授（英汉双语笑话）
- 62.Three Interesting Professors62.三个有趣的教授There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived，but they...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精61:A Math Professor数学教授（英汉双语笑话）
- 61.A Math Professor61.数学教授A math professor has just been knocked down by a speeding car. A police officer rushed over and asked，"Were you able to get the license n...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精60:To Ask For Leave请假（英汉双语笑话）
- 60. To Ask For Leave60.请假"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been o...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精59:How do You Feel Now你现在感觉如何（英汉双语笑话）
- 59.How do You Feel Now59.你现在感觉如何Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：从沙发上醒来（双语）
- A:Why in the world would a dog come to see a psychiatrist?A:为什么世界上还会有狗去看精神病医生呢？B:For one thing, we don’t yell at them for getting up on the couch.B:第一，你没有对他吼过从...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：厉害的产品说明（双语）
- A:How come foreign language instructions on products are only half as long as those in English?A:外语的产品说明怎么只有一半，只要那些英语吗?B:They don’t have as many lawyers suing the man...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)
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Angry Mummy Bear
生气的熊妈妈Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .熊宝宝走到楼下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!他窥探着他的小碗...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit1：A True Confession真实的告解(双语)
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A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."
有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。"What did you do?"asks the priest.神父 问 ：“你做了什么？”"I committed a murder." “我犯了谋杀...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：如何不被查酒驾（双语）
- Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗？Go to a ballpark.去棒球场。...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：骗子（双语）
- A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?A:嗨，爸爸，怎样才能知道谁说谎了？Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.爸爸：我怎么知道，去问专家。A:Ok. Hey, mom...A:哦，妈妈~~B: I’d like to...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit6：The visit to the doctor拜访医师(双语)
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The visit to the doctor
拜访医师A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .一个男人问他的医师是否认为他会活到一百岁。The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"...
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- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit5：A case for the FBI联邦调查局的案件(双语)
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A case for the FBI
联邦调查局的案件The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂？”"Hello,is this FBI?"“喂，是联邦调查局吗？…”"Yes,What do you want?"“是...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit4：Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理(双语)
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Lazy Manager
懒惰的经理A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动，so he decides to play tennis .所以他决...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit3：If only倘若(双语)
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If only
倘若A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。A woman is driving down the same road .有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。As they p...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
