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- 抄袭Plagiarism--双语幽默笑话
- Plagiarism
抄 袭
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his o...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 班集和笨驴Class and Ass--双语幽默笑话
- Class and Ass班和笨驴
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爱睡懒觉的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- jon：garfield,i worry about you.乔恩：加菲猫，我很担心你。jon：i know you hate getting up...乔恩:我知道你讨厌起床。jon:but,lynching the alarm clock?乔恩：但是，闹钟被处以死刑了？garfield:it had it coming....
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 加菲猫和欧迪的饮食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:hum...garfield,it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.乔恩：加菲猫，现在是饮食时间不用工作。garfield:oh,thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you!加菲猫：哦，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢你！garfield:...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 同样的服务--双语幽默笑话
- The Same Service
同样的服务
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。
"When I was first married, I was very happ...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 势均力敌A Fine Match--双语幽默笑话
- A Fine Match
势均力敌
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 孪生龙虾Twin Lobsters--双语幽默笑话
- Twin Lobsters
孪生龙虾
Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu liste...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老夫妻吵架An Old Couple's Quarrel--双语幽默笑话
- An Old Couple's Quarrel
老夫妻吵架
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![留给加菲猫的剩菜剩饭--看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7d76563c058d54200df069540b1c0e191540824340.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 留给加菲猫的剩菜剩饭--看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:here you go,garfield.乔恩：来这儿，加菲猫。jon:leftovers.乔恩：剩饭剩菜。garfield:leftover from what?加菲猫：剩下的都是么东西啊？garfield:the spanish inquisition?加菲猫：西班牙的调查吗？英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 加菲猫调味胡萝卜-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:i'll just put some pepper on my carrot here.加菲猫：我将在胡萝卜里面放一些胡椒粉。jon:hey！wait a minute!乔恩：嗨，等一等。jon:that tastes like chocolate cake!乔恩：尝起来像巧克力蛋糕。garfiel...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 百万富翁Millionaire--双语幽默笑话
- Millionaire
百万富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
主管人：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?"
助 手：以前你是什么？
CEO: "a multimillionaire."...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 家规--双语幽默笑话
- A Family Rule
家 规
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![适合加菲猫的萝卜蛋糕-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small524b5ab809ed28eda69e0e767d35cada1540823743.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 适合加菲猫的萝卜蛋糕-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:ah,it says here carrots are on my diet.加菲猫：这里说胡萝卜是我的主食。garfield:and it is a “carrot”cake.加菲猫：这是胡萝卜蛋糕。garfield:a loophole!加菲猫：一个漏洞。...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫用看电视的方式来节食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small2a6a1e9dce0ca4677208fb28c842986d1540823659.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫用看电视的方式来节食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:maybe watching television will take my mind off this diet.加菲猫：可能看电视将会转移我饮食的思想。tv:and now.back to...bowling for meat loaf.电视：现在，快回来，保龄球肉馅糕。...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫的节食计划已经实行-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small8674d921e32e06f119d7459700b79f4e1540823660.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫的节食计划已经实行-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:what...no fries？加菲猫;没土豆条了吗？garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.加菲猫：男孩，乔恩会懊悔的，他把我放到这里节食。garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look wh...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 原来如此That's Why--双语幽默笑话
- That's Why
原来如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个数学问题A Problem in Arithmetic--双语幽默笑话
- A Problem in Arithmetic
一个数学问题
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
比尔是...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一切都正常Things Have Been Okay--双语幽默笑话
- Things Have Been Okay
一切都正常
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wron...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幸运的母亲Lucky Mother--双语幽默笑话
- Lucky Mother
幸运的母亲
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea bef...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![奖励加菲猫的节食计划-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallf17f1a6c8c3a096ab17e9e50cbda52141540823646.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 奖励加菲猫的节食计划-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:as a reward for staying on your diet,i'm going to allow you to have some sugar with your coffee today.乔恩：作为你保持节食的奖励，今天我将允许你在咖啡里放一些盐。jon:let me rephrase that.乔恩...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我教老师I Taught the Teacher--双语幽默笑话
- I Taught the Teacher
我教老师
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？”
"Nothing, Mum," answered the s...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 效仿别人--双语幽默笑话
- A Baby Sister
小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？
Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![节食者加菲猫的告白-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small9ed748a1ff4c2f5ffb4bcd82b4be6a4b1540823683.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 节食者加菲猫的告白-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:garfield,i know dieting is tough for you.乔恩：加菲猫，我知道节食对你来说很艰难。jon:but,you've really sunk to the depths this time!乔恩：但是，此刻你已经真的陷进去了。garfield:hey！i'm sure i'm...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫用火腿拌沙拉-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small37595246a43c183e51f0d189424ec8391540823635.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫用火腿拌沙拉-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:this salad needs something.加菲猫：这个沙拉需要点东西。garfield:i think i'll gamish it.加菲猫：我想装饰它。garfield:with a ham!加菲猫：用火腿来装饰吧。 英语笑话 英语...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我很高兴I'm Glad--双语幽默笑话
- I'm Glad
我很高兴
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
一个主日学校的...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
