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- 我明白他的意思
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full. "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you'r...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三个房间
- A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their ne...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们是毒蛇吗
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最懒的人
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 越多越便宜
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他赢了
- Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen? Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the window, a...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 飞得太低
- A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. " Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast？" " No, sir. You were flying too slow."更多...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最长和最短
- A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last se...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 抄写五百遍
- In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she w...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的名字
- When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understa...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拿破仑什么时候生病的
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the univer...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 就想要一个词
- In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word "miracle"。 "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balance and fell off. Then...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给女朋友的礼物
- At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment, and then...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么自己痒自己没感觉？
- 当别胳肢你的时候，你一定痒的直不起来腰吧。你有没有试过自己痒痒自己一下？一点也没感觉是不是？这可是有点奇怪，但事实是自己痒自己确实很难，原因如下：When you are tickled, your laughter is the reaction that occur...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Camoflauge Clothing
- There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked h...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lost boy
- A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- English Patient
- An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Three Strikes You're Out
- A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."The...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Let's Talk
- A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation wi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉幽默故事选读【140】
- Whose Son Is the Greatest（谁的儿子最伟大） The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, peo...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Congressman's Money
- A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"The thief said, "I...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉幽默故事选读【139】
- Quick Service A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉幽默故事选读【138】
- A Holiday from School Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he as...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉幽默故事选读【137】
- A Branch Office A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?" "Bus...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉幽默故事选读【136】
- Bring Me a Glass of Milk At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
