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- 期望薪资
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborho...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怎么去天堂
- The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?' 'Heaven!' Suzy cried out. 'And what...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 乔尼的金鱼
- Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to the...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给老师的礼物
- It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I kn...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 请一天假
- An employee comes into her manager's office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per yea...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么新郎穿黑衣服
- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?’ "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 发错了的邮件
- A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 同舟共济
- Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their ca...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最好的售货员
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said： "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 白头发
- One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?" The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只听一面之辞
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge. "Can you hear out of...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 天堂棒球赛
- There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball ga...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 称重
- An irritated woman burst into the baker's shop and said""I sent my son in for 2 pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- TEST FOR DEMENTIA测试您的逻辑
- First Question：第一题 You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in？ 你参加赛跑，追过第2名，你是第几名？ Answer： If you answered that you are fir...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 林肯过生日
- Teacher： What great event happened in 1809？ Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher： Correct. And what great event happened in 1812？ Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln had his third birt...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who is given the toy?
- A father of five children came home with a toy， summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present. "Who is the most obedient， never talks back to Mother and...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美眉我们网恋好不好
- After the self-study class at night， I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I‘ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怒问孟子：你为什么不懂英语？
- 据环球时报报道，近期在上海举行的翻译资格考试中，应试者英语知识水平都较高，可是出现了不少不可理解的幼稚错误。在汉译英题目里，有“人之初，性本善”、“富贵不能淫”等在中国妇孺皆知的孟子格言，有考生在试卷上赫...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 结婚宣言
- A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四则(1)
- America: Keep the change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar of America, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden N...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四则(2)
- France: Too polite A French lady frequently visited a small antique shop but rarely purchased anything. Furthermore, she always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四则(3)
- Britain: Early shopper It was the Christmas Day and the judge of Britain was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked. “Doing my christmas s...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小幽默四则(4)
- Italy: How did you ever get here One winter morning, an employee from Italy cautiously explained why he had shown up for work fifty minutes late, “It was so slippery outdoors that for ever...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我明天就走了
- The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he w...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这就对了
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
