我就盼着一根头发都不长
“Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?”
“Yes. When mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn't have any.”
你的童年梦想有实现了的吗？”
“有哇。我妈那时老拽我头发，我就盼着一根头发都不长。”
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