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- 大制服
- Large Uniforms During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill in...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一段很帅的英语对话
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello？” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“if i...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Wrong Email
- The Wrong Email A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道我是干嘛的吗?
- Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came ou...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一项新纪录
- A New Record Airman（After landing in a tree）：I was trying to make a new record. Farmer：You did. You're the first man to climb down that tree before climbing up it. 一项新纪录 飞行员（着...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Birds 两只鸟
- Two Birds Teacher： Here are two birds，one is a swallow，the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？ Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher： Please...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的马真是太便宜了
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.” Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爱因斯坦与天使长
- Einstein dies and goes to heaven. “I'm terribly sorry,” says St. Peter, “but your suite is not quite ready yet and you'll have to spend a week in temporary quarters.” Arriving at the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 酒鬼
- A Drunkard A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,“What are you doing with the pig？” The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig. “I was talking...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一种新药
- A New Drug 一种新药 Jack：I have invented a new drug which could kill lice effectively. Tom：That's wonderful. How is it used？ Jack：When you catch a louse, just put a little of that drug on...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:约会
- Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she wav...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最好的办法
- Best Way Mary loved Tom, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Tom from spending so much money on me？”She asked her mother. “Ma...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们什么也没留下
- We Left Nothing Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door： “NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.” When she got back that nigh...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最佳时间
- Best Time Teacher： When is the best time to pick the fruit from the trees？ Student： When the watchman is not here. 最佳时间 老师：从树上摘水果的最佳时间是什么时候？ 学生：当看守人不在的...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道我是谁吗？
- Do You Know me？ Boy： Isn't the principal a dummy？ Girl： Say, do you know who I am？ Boy： No. Girl： I'm the principal's daughter. Boy： And do you know who I am？ Girl： No. Boy： Thanks g...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们都死了
- They Are All Dead Teacher： Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century？ Pupil： Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 他们都死了 老师：你能告诉我关于18世纪的伟...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您的担心结束了
- Worries Are Over Girl： Remember that vase you always worried I would break？ Mom： Of course. What about it？ Girl： Your worries are over. 您的担心结束了 女孩：还记得您总是担心我会搞破的...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你娶了我的母亲
- You Married Mine “Daddy,”said the little boy,“I want to get married.” “Oh！”said his father jokingly,“Who did you have in mind？” “Grandma.”said the little boy. “Wait a minu...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为猫作出补偿
- Make up for Cat Mr. Ford's car ran over Mrs. Black's cat, so he went over to apologize. “I would like to make up somehow for that cat, Mrs.Black.” “Ok. Come over tonight and catch...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次和最后一次
- The First and Last A negro went for a ride in an airplane. When he came down, he said to the pilot,“Thank you, sir, for the two rides.” “Two rides？” Said the aviation, “You have only...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 写清楚些
- Write Clearly Tom：My teacher says I have to write more clearly. John：That's a good idea. Tom：But then she will know I can't spell some words correctly. 写清楚些 汤姆：老师说我必须写...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 约翰在听讲吗？
- Is John Listening Teacher： John, why aren't you listening？ John： But,teacher, I am listening！ Teacher： If you were listening, tell me what I said. John： You said,“John, why aren't you l...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 止痛药
- Pain-killers Bob：Would you please give me some pain-killers, Doctor？ Doctor：What's wrong with you, boy？ Bob： Nothing. But I am afraid my Mum will get a headache when I give the school repo...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没问题
- No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. “How can I help you？” asked the stylist. “I went for a hair transplant,” the guy explained, “but I couldn't stand the pain. If you ca...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Today is the last day
- Today is the last day A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy. “What's the problem？” Asked the bartender. “You look so sad.” “My wife and I had a fight...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
