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- 我们的尾巴
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they？...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 日常英语十六条
- 1. we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ？ how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give yo...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 泡吧男女经典对话
- 经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 ） 经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name？（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无害的蚂蚁
- A medical student doing a rotation in toxicology at a poison control center told this story to his local newspaper. “Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little da...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 问题广告闹笑话
- 千万不要以为这些是笑话！它们可是美国分类广告中的真实语言。这些句子要不是语言模棱两可，可以这样理解，也可以那样理解；要不就是印错或使用错了单词，造成了歧义。看来美国人还真是挺幽默的啊！ 语意摸棱两可型 ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 歌德的容忍
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成功法则
- young doctor： Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success？ Father： Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly. 年...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文幽默二则
- She Didn“t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silen...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给妻子的玫瑰
- Roses for My Wife On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你认识他吗？
- Did You Know Him？ At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a par...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 答问技巧 Response Ability
- Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 猪还是女巫 Pig or Witch
- Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG！！” The man i...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 镜子上的口红印
- According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington DC was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it o...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女孩是魔鬼的证明过程
- Proof that Girls are evil 1： First we state that girls require money and time Girls = Time x Money 2： And we all know： time is money Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2 3： And because...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 控制女人的男人
- Two Lines In Heaven Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Be responsible
- Employer： In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant： I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I want it to be a surprise
- Lady： I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog. Clerk： What size？ Lady： I have no idea. Clerk： Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on？ Lady： Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Not a dancer
- A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 从一个西方笑话谈起
- 我同事的儿子小徐刚才给我发来一个英文笑话，他告诉我，这个笑话是他在国外一个著名幽默网站上看到的，内容不多，文字也很浅显，但看了好几遍，就是没看懂，所以他想请我看一看，然后告诉他这个笑话究竟是想说什么？于是我把这...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Keys和Kiss
- One day,Mr.Yushuki saw a English student take the class keys,So he said：“Give me the Keys！” This Student was surprise,and she kissed the Mr.Yushuki. 注：Key的发音是/ki：/；而Kiss的发音是/kis/....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One dollar
- The teacher asked, “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have？” Vincent raised his hand and answered, “One dollar.” The teacher shoo...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 憎恨女孩
- Hating Girls Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. “If I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I'll stop...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 简短英语笑话二则
- 一、 Customer： Give me a hot dog. Waiter： With pleasure. Customer： No, with mustard. 顾客：来个热狗。 侍者：很高兴。 顾客：不要，加上芥末。 （注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你要的是台电视机
- Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的钟准吗
- Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “What's the time, please？” After a f...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
