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- Money Talks
- A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but t...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Visit From St. Nicholas For Readers In Their 23rd Year Of Schooling
- 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Irish Are Professional Drinkers
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑人给白人的一封信
- Dear white, something you got to know 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 When I was born, I was black. 当我出生时，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我长大了，我是黑色的 When...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最有出息的儿子
- 在某个家庭聚会中，有四个信天主教的主妇在一起聊八卦。聊呀聊，她们就聊到自己的儿子。 主妇A说：「我的儿子是Priest(神父)，当他走进大厅时，人们都叫他Father(父亲)。」 主妇B说：「哼！那没什么，我的儿子是Bishop...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- what's puberty
- One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Fishing license
- Two boys were fishing at a pond. All of a sudden, the game warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and ran quickly into the woods. The game warden ran afte...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 约会
- Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太远了
- It's too far（太远了） My mother often feeds pigeons in the park near her home in Portland, Maine. One day, as she fed the growing flock surrounding her, a man came over to her.'While you're fe...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 理所当然
- Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error――the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 逻辑推理
- Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 瞌睡者
- A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只剩一个引擎
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with t...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Raffle Ticket
- A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace. “Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”The next d...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你停止打你老婆了吗？
- This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 额外退休金
- The Navy decides to offer early-retirement bonuses to its personnel. The rule is that a volunteer picks two spots on his body and gets $1,000 for every inch in between.One officer asks to be measu...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 亚历山大大帝 Alexander the Great
- Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation， and the doctor， somewhat nettled， said：Landon， you dont seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to la...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Excuse for speeding
- A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license， the driver argued， “Speeding？ But officer， I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and th...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 苏格拉底的启示
- By all means marry， if you get a good wife， you‘ll be happy， if you get a bad one， you’ll become a philosopher ―― Socrates 务必要结婚，娶个好女人，你会很快乐，娶个坏女人，你会成为哲学家（苏格拉底的老...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 也许有人爱上你的笑容:英文爱情10句箴言
- 1） I love you not because of who you are， but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。 2） No man or woman is worth your tears...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 口香糖和安全套-Chewing Gum
- A gum-chewing （嚼口香糖的）American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He asks the Frenchman...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你想用什么来补你的牙齿呢？
- A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity （洞，空穴）that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like f...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让别人高兴
- A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she，"has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please，teacher,"said a small b...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Gentleman绅士
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The child...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个疯子的对话
- Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
