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- 我输了
- I Lost It was at a five o'clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. "So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where is your brother?" You see we're very...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To scare them
- A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."更多...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I hate school
- Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I'm sixteen. Teacher: I know how you feel ―― and I have to stay here until I'm sixty-five.更多 英语笑话、...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Jesus' Dad
- Jesus decided to go say hi to his old buddy St. Peter, so he strolled out to the Pearly Gates and noticed a HUGE long line of people waiting to get in. St. Peter saw Jesus coming and said "Oh,...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Married four times
- Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one of my husbands has passed away." The other la...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The New Priest
- The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. after mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. the monsignor replied, "when i am worried about g...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who is that woman?
- The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" A frosty silence preva...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Sunbathing Doctor
- A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled seductive...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One more cake
- The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her. "I'll go round and see your mother tomorrow," she said, "And I'll thank for this lovely pie." "Um, if you don't mind," t...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A burglar 入室盗窃者
- A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Why he couldn't leave?
- There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sittin...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Catch a cold 得感冒
- During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round. "Well, if you keep this up," replied t...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Make Your Own Bed
- Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed. Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right. Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.更多 英语笑话、...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What does DC stand for?
- What does DC stand for? An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?" The reply was "Washington DC" On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils al...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Whose Head Have You Got On
- A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off. When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".更多 英语笑话、...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Always Do
- Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? " Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work....
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Accountant
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep? " "That's the problem. I make a...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A poor poet 一名可怜的诗人
- Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you. Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it? Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Second Language 第二语言
- A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how i...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One hundred percent
- Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery? Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my pa...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What a big deal
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好客 Hospitality
- Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a p...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把它堵在里面 I'm Trying to Stop It
- I'm Trying to Stop It “Boy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？” “No， sir， but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ， so I...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个电话 (推荐!!!)
- A Telephone Call Mrs. Jones was waiting for an important telephone call， but she had no bread in the house， so she left the baby at home and said to his five-year-old brother， “I'm going to t...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 论奇迹 On Miracle
- In Sunday school， the minister was trying to illustrate the word miracle. “Boys and girls，” he said， “suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building， lost my balance and fell off. Then all...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
