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- Food fight in a store
- In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwin...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Kiss
- At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" sc...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 十二本圣经
- A Dozen Bibles A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody
- This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.Anybodycould have done it, but Nobody...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I don't want Him to know I'm here.
- A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but u...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- "If I died"
- "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wif...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lazy
- We sometimes wonder if there are any limits to a man`s laziness. I once heard two men talking. One said, "I`m thinking of going to Australia. The news says that someone`s discovered a di...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Rabbit's Thesis
- SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX: "What are you working...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Computer Geek Quiz
- 1.I have moss growing: A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth 2.When I open my mouth at parties, people: A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live wease...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 请朋友吃饭
- Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirt...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To Go to Heaven
- Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up……what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My mum told...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Absolute Zero
- Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 殷勤
- Gallant Effort At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a sma...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 胜者在哪里？
- Where is the Winner Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. Customer: Well, bring me the winner. 胜者在哪里？ 顾客：这只龙虾只有一只爪...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Olympic Bid
- Win an attempt to influence the members of the international Olympic committee on their choice of venue for the games in the year 2004, the organizers of Manchester's bid have already drawn up...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钱与朋友
- MONEY AND FRIENDS A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美国人电话留言精选
- 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Hey kids, want to be a virgin goddess?
- WANTED: Goddess deserving of fully furnished palace, round-the-clock servants, and public adoration. Applicants must be a virgin, 5 years old or younger, able to supply peace and prosperity, a...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Australian bushranger Ned Kelly
- Why would an Australian bushranger with a bucket on his head go to the trouble of chasing all the snakes out of Ireland? Well, I now know he didn't. That good deed was performed by St Pa...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Dog Named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- If Noah had to build his Ark today
- And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good p...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Legal Humor
- Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are 22 questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the respons...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Charitable Dededuction
- The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade hi...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Humanity VS. the IRS
- Note: The following letter was distributed over the H. & R. Block tax network as a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of 1994's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, a...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Accidents
- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继...
2018-12-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
