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- 生命知识 Facts of Life
- I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions， but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 四减四等于几？
- 4-4=？ One day， the teacher inquired Peter： “How much is four minus four？” Peter was tongue-tied. the teacher got angry and said： “What a fool！ You see， if I put four coins in your pocket， but...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有人要干净的盘子吗？
- Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate？ Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him， “I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday， Peter. Can you you come？” Peter asked hi...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 父亲的东西 Father's Things
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father， so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不想争论
- I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument “Gerald，” asked the teacher， “what is the shape of the earth？” “It's round，” answered Gerald. “How do you know it's round？” continued the...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 款待Treat
- As a rookie in the Atlantic City， N.J.， Police department， I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents....
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- 心目中的英雄 Personal Hero
- Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. “Why did you pick me？” he asked. “Beca...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女孩的名字Girl's Name ，
- When our daughter was born， we named her Myles， after my beloved late father， despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later， when i felt she was old enough to understand， I exp...
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- 小男孩与驴子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
- A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brother so tight for， sonny？” asked one of them....
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
- Mother asked her little boy， “Darling， what did the teacher teach you today？” “Nothing， Mum，” answered the son proundly， “instead， she asked me how much one plus two was， and I told her three....
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 缠住不放 Persistance
- Returning from a golf outing， my husband was greeted at the door by Sara， our four-year-old daughter. “Daddy， who won the golf game？ You or Uncle Richie？” “Uncle Richie and I don't play golf...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 模仿 Imitation
- A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well， sit down and eat your tea，” said his mother. “Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个数学问题 A Problem in Arithmetic
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic， and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幸运的母亲 Lucky Mother
- A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一位前台小姐的八级英语！！！
- 前台小姐：“hello.”你好 老外：“hi.”嗨 前台小姐：“you have what thing？”你有什么事？ 老外：“can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” 如...
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- 学英语
- 一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼： 爸死（bus） 爷死（yes） 哥死（girls） 妹死（Mis？） …… 死光（school）更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全英语 笑话...
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- 一切都正常 Things Have Been Okay
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son， who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists， but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakf...
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- 原来如此 That's Why
- Jimmy started painting when he was three years old， and when he was five， he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures， and people paid a lot of money for them....
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好消息与坏消息 The motorbike accident
- There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic（麻药）， the doctor was leaning over him anxiously. “Son，” he said， “...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 探望病人
- When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed to understand, but our six －year －old took the...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 偷情
- A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The ph...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- SORRY, I DON'T KOWN
- 在一次英语课上，老师出了一道题叫同学们举手回答，同学“甲”什么也不懂，但他想在老师面前炫耀一番，赶忙问同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以为得矣得矣，连忙举手。老师一看，连忙叫他回答，甲...
2018-12-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 其他的事我负责
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!"...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 误会
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 过早购物
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant....
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
