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- 我敢保证他一定告诉您我超速了
- A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has
the following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dining Out with Your Pet
- 带着宠物下馆子 Take your dog for a meal. At more restaurants -including some of the most fashionable - dining with animals is now part of the evening's menu. When locals in Key West, Fla...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Unfortunate Thief
- 不幸的小偷 Carl lost his job. He tried to find another one but it wasn't easy. The poor fellow couldn't pay his bills1 because he had so little money, and he couldn't ask anybody to lend hi...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好多人逆行
- A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone. "Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way." To this the man...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Fun at State Highway
- When I was with the Maryland State Highway Administration, if you weren't part of the problem, all that meant is that you were working without the direct supervision of a Senior Manager. At...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Time Is Money
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light，I asked the driver，"Do you agree that 'Time is money'？" "Well，it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that？"the driver answere...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 办公设备
- Office Equipment Like many offices, we had only one large high speed copier. You often had to wait in line, sometimes for long periods of time, to use it. One of the cutest lil' female blonde c...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吵架
- A Family Quarrel The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears. "I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. I'm packing up my things and g...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Improvement
- One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A SWEET POEM
- It means that…… You"re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You"re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured p...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成绩单
- A School-report The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, Franch, weak, mathematics, fair,...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三只耗子的对话
- Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass o...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 测验你的商业头脑
- Test Your Business Sense You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 狗比老婆好的理由
- WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bat...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 区分中国人的88个途径
- 88 Ways to Know If You're Chinese 1. You look like you are 18. 2. You like to eat chicken feet. 3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. 4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging o...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Looney Bin (疯人院)
- Late one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted， “I am Napoleon！” Another one said， “How do you know？” The first inmate said， “God told me！” Just then， a voice from anothe...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Liver and Cheese
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentenc...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 什么让男人走在女人后面
- Reversal of Roles Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. S...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Afraid of Bees
- A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land so they can move to Florida and retire. A prospective buyer comes by and likes the place, but there's only one problem: He's deathly afraid of b...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 朱莉叶的睡前祷告词
- Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, w...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文竟能说得如此搞笑
- 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说： May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 教育旅行
- The Grand Tour Quoth his heir to Sir John "I'd to travel begone, like others, the world for to see." Quoth Sir John to his heir, "Prithee, novice, forbear, for I'd not have the wor...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- thank goodness
- "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- the reason
- Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son : That's why I say she's no good!更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全英语...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打油诗
- A Limerick I sat next the Duchess at tea. It was just as I feared it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply abominable, And everyone thought it was me.更多 英语笑话、英语...
2018-12-05 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
