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- 反正我太太明天会来换的
- My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. "Cloth of leather?" asked the salesperson. "Makes no difference, "replied customer. "...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 校园幽默四则
- 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Pl...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- How do you know that?
- Bob: My car doesn't have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast you're going? Bob: Well, when I'm driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the win...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lawyer and Engineer 你是怎么引起洪水的?
- Lawyer and Engineer A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I knew I could count on you
- I knew I could count on you! Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Adam and Eve 亚当和夏娃
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questio...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Chief is at the wedding
- A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Sooner or later
- A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thief: Oh, now and then. Judge: And where have you stolen these things? Thief: Oh, here...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who was the first Man?
- A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the te...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Looney Bin (疯人院)
- Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-12-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妈妈亲了一下他的头
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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
"妈妈,我的乌龟死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的乌龟给...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话 谁是傻子
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Who is nuts ?
谁是傻子?In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- “我兄弟可能会从那边过来。”
- Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver sa...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣
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A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣。警察走近她,说道:“把车贴边。”"...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。
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It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。After she settled i...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就肯定不来这吃饭了。
- A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 告诉他我妈妈不来了。
- When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they f...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我请您看一样超神奇的东西。
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amaz...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?
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A new dorm rule was announced.
新宿舍规范出台了。“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
“...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 但是你知道政客们就喜欢撒谎。
- A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farm...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为我想给你打电话呀!
- A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。He said, "I was ironin...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老人如何变得如此富有的。
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话:医生住在楼下
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
The doctor lives downstairs
医生住在楼下 "Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默:女人,不能说的秘密(1)
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Women's secrets
女人,不能说的秘密Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
Women love to shop.It is the only area of the world wher...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话:谁要聋了?
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Who's going deaf ?
谁要聋了? A man tells a doctor, ”I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do ? "
丈夫告诉医生:"我想我的妻子快要聋了,我可以...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事