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- 你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?
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老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
老师说:Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Little Nuts About Love
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Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the count...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我需要先看到你带有足够的现金才行。
- During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我还以为我聋了呢
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Tha...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你每五分钟出来一次。
- A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She sto...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你到处都很漂亮。
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江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒 放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话故事：百万富翁
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Millionaire
百万富翁CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什么？CEO...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只是想和我后边的车保持安全距离。
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A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.
警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer,...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 结果正中仆人的心脏。
- 话说某年某月的某一天,叁个神箭手约在一起比箭,目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射,咻一声,利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴,比出一根大 拇指道:「I AM后羿!」
B神箭...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 坐出租车去机场的路上
- 一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一日上街不慎与一老外相撞
- 某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.
老外应道:I am sorry too.
某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,问:What are you sorr...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外如何辨别中国人4
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56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜欢没有配过音的中国电影.
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 你喜欢中国功夫片.
58.You'...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典的搞笑英语方程式
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1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
3. Dumb Man + Sm...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：肉食部
- 英语幽默笑话：肉食部
The meat department
肉食部My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.
我的办公室设在由超市改装过的一座大厦里。One day I overheard the...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外如何辨别中国人3
- 31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必须有抹布. (没吐在纸巾上的后果, 老外...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外如何辨别中国人2
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16.You"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论. (无理取闹???)
17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约~~)
1...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：出什么问题了
- 英语幽默笑话：出什么问题了
What was wrong ?
出什么问题了？
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, w...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只找到了一本书名为梦的书。
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One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a p...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈
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“I hope my grandchildren will have the strength to bear the inevitable difficulties and disappointments and grieves of life.Bear them with dignity and without self-pi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你无疑是我见过的最不起眼的东西。
- A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Pardon me while I write down that,”answ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外如何辨别中国人1
- 1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵)
2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins....
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你想让它再掉地上吗?
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
“Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?”
“Wha...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他在这里呆了整整两年。
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An employment office was checking on an applicant’s list of references.“How long did this man work for you?” a former employer was asked.
“About four hours,”...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,先生…… ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪个要干净的杯子?
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服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客:我要茶
第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
1st...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
