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- 英语幽默笑话：你精神正常吗？
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Are you a normal person?
你精神正常吗？During a visit to the mental asylum,a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patie...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：你当真爱我吗？
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
亚当无可奈何地回答...
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- 英语幽默笑话：死于肝癌
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于...
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- 因为别人开始以为我是领班。
- Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：补衣服
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事To patch the hole of pants
补衣服 A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your sui...
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- 英语幽默笑话：我要射死他
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?B:lill open one eye and close one...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：马打电话来了
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我还有的选择吗?
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One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答:"我...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这三个人分散开来去采摘水果。
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of th...
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- 可是我总感到口渴。
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"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always...
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- 我在位置上放了杯冰激凌
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"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填
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Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jac...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要回去更他理论一下!
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一位年轻妇女抱着刚出生的宝宝,上了一辆公交车。可一看到这个小孩儿,司机吓得大叫了起来。
young woman and her newborn baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby a...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?
- Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?"
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2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 恐怕我们还买不起
- Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering...
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- 你的原话是怎么说的?
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"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school da...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 自然界的四大元素是什么?
- Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 那伤疤不是很明显
- There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told hi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：飞行员会飞吗
- Can pilots fly?飞行员会飞吗？The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. Whe...
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- 双语幽默笑话 婆家的亲戚
- Relative by marriage婆家的亲戚A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不吭...
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- 双语笑话 干脆不来了
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One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs...
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- 双语幽默笑话故事 能和我聊一会儿吗
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事In the supermarket在超市里The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the super...
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- 双语幽默笑话 梦中的幸福
- Happiness in dream梦中的幸福There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper an...
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- 你的大拇指在我汤里了!
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去餐馆吃饭,肯定要和服务员打交道,可要是碰上了下面的服务员,没办法,就只有自认倒霉了。
顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!
That's a...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫
- 英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫An absent-minded husband心不在焉的丈夫I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
