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- 趣味图片英语笑话：The universe 宇宙（双语）
- I've just taken a bite of myself! So groovy! I'm on an inner journey! I can hear colors! The universe seems like a tiny particle!我刚刚咬了下自己!如此的糟糕 !我开始了心里旅程!我能听到的颜色!...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：dyke 堤坝（双语）
- /Maybe you would be less tense if you said "dyke "just one time ...如果你说一次“堤坝”也许就不紧张了,…Or "spastic" or "towel head" or "honky" 或“痉挛”或“毛巾头”或“白鬼子”The par...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：dough and frosting 生面团和霜（双语）
- 、This house has no insulation whatsoever! All the plumbing is in dough and frosting ... Who built this crap? Illeals?这房子没有任何绝缘!所有的管道都是生面团和霜……这废物是谁建...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：it taste so yummy 它真好吃（双语）
- Uhhh, it taste so yummy ...啊,它真好吃……I just heard you say the same thing to Chad and we work from two completely different antagonistical culinary premises ... You're a real...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话01：半价票（中英）
- 1.A Half-price Ticket半价票"How much is the movie ticket?"“电影票多少钱一张？”"Ten dollars, kid."“10美元，孩子。”"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话02：考试不及格（中英）
- 2.Failure in a Test考试不及格Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？Kid: Because of absence.孩子:因为缺考。Mother: You...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话03：《思想者》（中英）
- 3. The Thinker《思想者》Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》"What do you suppose he's think...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话04：惩罚（中英）
- 4.Punishment惩罚A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."小女孩从学校回到家，...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话06：插在何处（中英）
- 6.Where It Should Be Plugged插在何处A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话05：孩子的祈祷（中英）
- 5.Children's Prayer孩子的祈祷Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayer...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话08：孩子的视角（中英）
- 8.Kid's Perspective孩子的视角On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话07：好孩子（中英）
- 7.Good Boy好孩子Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.“昨天我给你...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话10：老师与学生之间的对话（中英）
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1.Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老师与学生之间的对话(1)Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.老师:这篇有关狗的文章...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话09：上帝失踪了（中英）
- 9.God Is Missing上帝失踪了There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house, or if somebody's dog had been pain...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Gutenberg 古腾堡（双语）
- I've invented a machine that will start a revolution leading to mass media and eventually propaganda, brainwashing and absolute manipulation... and in the longer run provide an existence whe...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：tattoo 刺身（双语）
- Check again buddy... there's plenty of space!? I want a tattoo now! And make it a skull, pal!再检查一下兄弟。。。还有很多空间吧？！我现在想要一个刺身！弄成骷髅形状的，同志！ 更多...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：I live in LA... 我住在洛杉矶（双语）
- 8 years, Murder, arson, embezzlement... you?入狱八年。谋杀，纵火，盗用。。。你呢？2 years. Ate carbs... I live in LA...两年。食用碳水化合物。。。我住在洛杉矶。。。 更多 英语笑...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：centaur 人马（双语）
- But what are you !? Human or horse! If you want to be part of the system, you have to be defined. And if I were you, I'd say human...It's very different styles of living...但是你到底是什么？！是...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Miss Wilson 威尔逊女士（双语）
- Miss Wilson, I think we should take a look at your brows... They could be way more fab!威尔逊女士，我认为我们可以看一看您的眉毛。。。它们可以修饰得更美！The least documented period in Vader's lif...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：mousetrap 捕鼠器（双语）
- Instead of tempting it with an old-fashinoned mousetrap that snaps we gave it a 9-to-5 job with the possibility of a promotion and a bonus... After 10-15 years it's stressed out and depressed...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话11：大胆的猜想（中英）
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2.A Wild Guess大胆的猜想Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archim...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话12：上帝在看着（中英）
- 3.God Is Watching上帝在看着The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Beards 胡子（双语）
- I don't want to be part of this anymore. Beards are supposed to grow on manly men. Out in nature. With a rifle！I’m sick of vinyls with obscure, boring bands, crappy fixie-bikes and your...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：scrunchie 发束（双语）
- Okay, I'll crawl down into this, but I'll just ask you one last time: You're totally sure you dropped your scrunchie down here?好吧，我会爬到这，但我就问你最后一次：你肯定你的发束掉在这里了？ ...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Your disagreement makes me stronger! 你们的不合让我更坚强（双语）
- Don't sit there and exchange hidden notes on whether i can get dessert or not! I like it best when you openly get into conflict about how to raise me ! Your disagreement makes me stronger!不...
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