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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话20:你去哪儿了?(中英)
- 6.Where Have You Been?你去哪儿了?Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话22:三个醉汉(中英)
- 8.Three Drunkards三个醉汉Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话21:谁的儿子最了不起?(中英)
- 7.Whose Son Is the Greatest?谁的儿子最了不起?The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。"My son is...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:better than this 比这更好(双语)
- And you're both completely sure none of you can do any better than this?你们俩都完全肯定,你俩没有谁可以做的比这更好? 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:How serious illness occurs 严重的疾病是如何发生的(双语)
- You had a mild cold this morning. What happened? Have you been on WebMD?你今天早上有轻微的感冒。 发生了什么?你有没有登陆中央社?How serious illness occurs严重的疾病是如何发生的 ...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Future paranoia 未来的偏执狂(双语)
- But I just feel sure that my privacy in no way is invaded and no one tracks where I am or what I do...但我只是确信,我绝不会被侵犯隐私,没有人跟踪我,知道我在哪里,或我做什么?Honey, it's all in your m...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Marty 马蒂(双语)
- What do you mean "We have stayed together for 20 years for the sake of the kids"!? We have no kids!你的意思是“我们为了孩子们在一起呆了20年”!?但我们没有孩子!Marty had been somewhat absent-minde...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:The reason whales beach 鲸鱼搁浅的原因(双语)
- Look at the pink one in there. It eats and drinks and relaxes and seems to have it all worked out. Let's go join it!看那个粉红色的东西。它吃喝,放松,似乎只要有它啥都成了。让我们加入吧!The reason...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Alcohol 酒精(双语)
- I want to marry this cauliflower! We're going to be so happy!我要跟这个菜花结婚!我们将会很高兴!Alcohol is popular because it makes life easy酒精受欢迎,因为它让生活变得简单 ...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:walruses 海象(双语)
- Eric, it seems you've got something stuck between your teeth...埃里克,看来已经有东西在自己的牙缝间...Reason walruses should never eat spinach海象不应该吃菠菜的原因 更多 英...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:This soup lacks salt 这汤缺盐(双语)
- Are you sobbing because I'm being too cold and cynical in our marriage? Perfect. This soup lacks salt...你哭泣,是因为在我们的婚姻期,我太冷酷,愤世嫉俗? 完美。这汤缺盐...... 更...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Modern infidelity 现代的不忠(双语)
- What do mean, you expected me home later!? And why are you watching 'Breaking Bad' season 3 alone? We had only reached the last episodes of season 1! Together!是什么意思,你希望我晚点回家!?为什么...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话24:靠边停车(中英)
- 2.Pull over靠边停车A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her,he said, "Pull over!"警察看到一位女士一边车一边织毛衣。他开车靠近...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话23:更糟糕(中英)
- 1.Be Much Worse更糟糕Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?警察:当你的手表被抢时,你为什么不大声呼救呢?Man: If I had opened my mout...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话26:工作要求(中英)
- 4.The Requirements of the Job工作要求Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.雇主:我们这项工作需要负责的人。Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my las...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话25:停车罚款(中英)
- 3.Fine for Parking停车罚款"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Your life? 你的生活(双语)
- I don't know what I'm doing with my life!?我不知道在我的生活中我在做什么!?Your life? Why do you think it's your life? What kind of mortage do you have? Are you married? Are you employed? Do you...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话: the biggest orgy 最大的狂欢(双语)
- Yeah, war sucks big time, but if you've ever been in relationsship remember how hot make-up sex can be... When this is over, it's gonna be like the biggest orgy of all time! It's gonna be wil...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:Bartholomew 巴塞洛缪(双语)
- Bartholomew had heard she was into bad boys, so he strategically flashed the parking ticket he had gotten 12 years prior.巴塞洛缪听说她爱上坏男孩,所以他战略性地闪现他12年前取得的停车票。 ...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话28:疼痛(中英)
- 6.Hurts疼痛A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."一位男士去看医生,说,“医生,无论我碰哪里,哪里都疼。”The doctor asks, "What do you mean?...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话27:一半(中英)
- 5.A Half一半Patient:Doctor, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.病人:医生,最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:I need more space 我需要更多的空间(双语)
- Jennifer, I need more space...珍妮弗,我需要更多的空间... 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话30:让我教你(中英)
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8.Let Me Show You How让我教你A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.家超市雇用了一个年轻人,他第一天上班报到。The manager greeted him wi...
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- 初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话29:安眠药(中英)
- 7. Sleeping Pills安眠药Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.鲍勃晚上失眠。他去...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话:You're awesome guys 你们真是棒家伙(双语)
- You're awesome guys... Just don't move for a couple of hours!你们真是棒家伙...就在那不动,待几个小时!更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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