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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹07：分苹果(中英)
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大点儿，另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分着吃。”妈妈说。So Harry gave t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话81：What Time Is The Funeral?葬礼何时举行?
- 81.What Time Is The Funeral?81.葬礼何时举行?
一天课后，我儿子有一个重要的约会，那时他在劳伦斯的堪萨斯大学任助教。他穿上白衬衣，戴上领带，套上正统的深色西装。正要离开房间的...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话80：Roommates Are A Bit Strange室友都有点怪
- 80.Roommates Are A Bit Strange80.室友都有点怪There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精83.Difference.区别（英汉双语笑话）
- 83 .Difference83.区别"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class，”observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精82.Virtue美德（英汉双语笑话）
- 82 .Virtue82.美德Many years after receiving my graduate degree，I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded el...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精87：I’ll See To The Rest其余的事由我负责（英汉双语笑话）
- 87.I’ll See To The Rest87.其余的事由我负责A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精86：First Flight第一次坐飞机（英汉双语笑话）
- 86. First Flight86.第一次坐飞机Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents，so one day when a friend offered to take h...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精85.A Nail Or A FIy?钉子还是苍蝇?（英汉双语笑话）
- 85.A Nail Or A FIy?85.钉子还是苍蝇?An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was...
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- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精84.My First And My Last第一次与最后一次（英汉双语笑话）
- 84.My First And My Last84.第一次与最后一次When George was thirty-five，he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：无聊的谈话对象（双语）
- Clumsy: My uncle Bernie was a boring conversionalist笨笨：我的叔叔伯尼是个无聊的谈话对象Thor: How boring was he?Thor：他无聊吗？Clumsy: He was the only guy I ever knew that could make a story lon...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精88：Chaude And Cold热与冷（英汉双语笑话）
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88. Chaude And Cold88.热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage，”he complained."The faucet marked C gave m...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：“胎死腹中”的信件（双语）
- Apteryx: Have you guys got a dead letter office?几维：你们有死信办公室？Dookie bird: Nope, sorry.杜基鸟：不，对不起。John the Tortoise: …Our letters are mostly “dead on arrival”约翰：乌龟&hell...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：奇思妙想（双语）
- Sally: Wow！Delicious莎莉：哇！好吃Sally: What gave you the idea？莎莉：你怎么知道的？Fat broad: A herd of cows in an earthquake胖大：因为这是地震中的牛群。 更多 英语笑话、英语小...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：甜甜圈的联想（双语）
- Son: What’s a theory, dad?儿子：什么是理论，爸爸？Dad: Peace in Israel.爸爸：就像以色列的和平。Thor: Why do you think policemen have a special thing for doughnuts?Thor：你为什么认为警察有甜甜圈是...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精89：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea士兵的高招（英汉双语笑话）
- 89.A Soldier's Brilliant Idea89.士兵的高招Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business，and as he vvas in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying，so...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精90：New Discovery新发现（英汉双语笑话）
- 90.New Discovery90.新发现A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building，he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed，lights flashed，and after...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精91：A Bad Impression一个坏印象（英汉双语笑话）
- 91 .A Bad Impression91.一个坏印象Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved，but the sixth was a rude young man wh...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹09：谁发现了澳大利亚？(中英)
- Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。Johnny: It's there , sir.约翰尼: 先生，在这儿。Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered A...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹10：“孩子”的复数形式 (中英)
- Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?Tom : Twins.汤姆: 双胞...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹11：人们什么时候说话最少？ (中英)
- Student A: When do people talk least?学生甲: 人们在什么时候说话最少?Student B: In February.学生乙: 在二月。Student A: Why?学生甲: 为什么呢?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹12：我丈夫刚进来 (中英)
- The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.在饭馆里坐着一对夫妇，他们看上去非常高兴。但...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹13：补洞 (中英)
- A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”丈夫下班回到家里，发现...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹14：健忘症 (中英)
- An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and thinks, "Was I getting into the tub or getting out?”一个上了年纪的女人脱了衣服准备去...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹15：是谁偷的车？ (中英)
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.卡尔森被指控盗...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹16：以色列的出租车 (中英)
- An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
