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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹17：爱尔兰人的运气 (中英)
- Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.一对爱尔兰情侣坐在公园里的长椅上。他们手牵着手，但是那个女的一直紧张地摆弄...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹18：两个错误 (中英)
- For a long time Dr. Smith had wanted to get a better job in a certain big modern hospital, and at last he was successful. He was appointed to a particular position, which he wanted，and his wif...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：他们从来没有回来（双语）
- Clumsy: Do you think we’ve been visited by intelligent beings from outer space?笨笨：你认为我们已经被来自外太空的智慧生物的访问？Curls: I’m sure of it!卷发：我肯定！Clumsy: How can you be...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：胖大（双语）
- Fat broad: I’ll been in a weight-loss program for 6 weeks胖大：我会被制定6周减肥计划Sally: No kidding？How much have you lost？莎莉：不是开玩笑吧？你损失了多少钱？Fat broad: $500.00胖大：500美元...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹19：每根都能划得燃 (中英)
- 有一个特别在乎钱的人，一天他叫儿子去买一盒火柴，并且告诉儿子一定要搞清楚每根火柴都是好的。他的儿子一会儿就回来了。这个人拿出火柴划了一根，没有燃着。他又划了几根还是没有一根划燃。他非常生气地说:“我...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹20：唱出你的心声 (中英)
- There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精93：Reminder催单（英汉双语笑话）
- 93. Reminder93.催单In the veterinary office where I’m a technician，we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno，a German shepherd，arrived for...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精92：Sleeping Pills安眠药（英汉双语笑话）
- 92.Sleeping Pills92.安眠药Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor，who prescribed some extra一strong sleeping pills.鲍勃晚上失眠。他...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：今日特别推荐（双语）
- Meatloaf du jour今日特别推荐Something to avoid at the desert “last-stop” diner沙漠中避免最后一餐的地方 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：真的更长寿吗（双语）
- Sonny：Hi，Gramps.桑尼：爷爷您好。Gramps: Hi Sonny…What did you learn in school today？爷爷：嗨今天在学校学了什么？Sonny: That laughter can add many years to your life!桑尼：笑声可以给你更长寿！Sonny:...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精95：How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的（英汉双语笑话）
- 95.How Did You Ever Get Here95.你是怎样来的One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late.“It was so slippery out that for ev...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精94：Imitate Birds模仿鸟儿（英汉双语笑话）
- 94.Imitate Birds94.模仿鸟儿A man tried to get a job in a stage show."What can you dot”asked the producer.一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”导演问。“I...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹24：金色的酒吧 (中英)
- One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife ( who is suspecting he’s cheating on her) questions his whereabouts…一天深夜，一个男人稍有醉意回到家中。他的妻子问他去哪了(...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹21：上天堂还是下地狱 (中英)
- Two guys recently dead were given the option to stay either in Heaven or Hell fog the rest of their eternity. They asked if it was OK to look around first, and to their surprise,it was.First,...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹22：报复 (中英)
- In the army a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate int...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹23：讲出故事的结尾 (中英)
- The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹27：法官的手表 (中英)
- A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police."For example," he said, "when...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹25：美女上班 (中英)
- A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹26：寄给上帝的信 (中英)
- 一个小男孩非常想要一百美元买一辆自行车，但是祈祷了两个星期也没有结果。于是，他决定给上帝写一封信要这一百美元。当邮局收到这封收信人为“美国，上帝”的信后，他们决定把它寄给美国总统。总统很重视，也很感动...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：奇怪的伴侣（双语）
- Son: What’s an “aspersion”, dad?儿子：什么是“诽谤”，爸爸？Dad: A snippy remark.爸爸：一个傲慢的话。Son: What’s “snippy”?儿子：什么是“傲慢”？Dad: …Aahhh, scissors!爸爸：啊啊啊，&hel...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹29：新手上班 (中英)
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹28：等警察来 (中英)
- Sam and a priest are driving one day and by a freak accident，have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished，but amazingly，neither Sam nor the cleric has a scrat...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹33：谁是乔治•华盛顿 (中英)
- 有一位老师问了一个学生很多问题，但那个学生一个问题也回答不上来。于是，老师决定问他一些非常简单的问题，使他能答对几个。A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹32：只听上帝的安排 (中英)
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG!一个男人孤独的在海滩上散步。突然他听到一个低沉的声音:“挖!”He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations,...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹31：我的房间在哪？ (中英)
- A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of the night, the woman has a headache，so she goes into the bathro...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
