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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹30：考验 (中英)
- The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)，the FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹36：陪审团主席 (中英)
- A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk--driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence，demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p. m....
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹35：人就是这样 (中英)
- A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME"; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so th...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹34：主席 (中英)
- A parrot fancier that happened into a London pet shop noticed a particularly colorful bird and asked its price.一位鹦鹉爱好者碰巧在伦敦宠物店看到一只颜色鲜艳的鹦鹉，于是就开口问它的价钱。"Five...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精96：Wings翅膀（英汉双语笑话）
- 96. Wings96. 翅膀The fried一chicken restaurant where ! was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.As I was abou...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹38：电话录音 (中英)
- KQED radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of funding, it was canceling its Perspectives commentaries. Next morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call in tape for listener reaction...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹37：两个猎人 (中英)
- Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters，the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn' t be able to tak...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹41：场景 (中英)
- Did you hear the one about the ethnic who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man? Well，he pulls out a gun, saying,“ That’s enough! I’m going to put an e...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹39：初出茅庐的州警 (中英)
- Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state trooper went to the local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insu...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹40：沉默誓言 (中英)
- A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery, which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up one’s experiences to the...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹43：与上帝为伍 (中英)
- A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collap...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹42：疼痛之极 (中英)
- A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹46：死在波兰人手里 (中英)
- A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in ther...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹45：荒诞哲学 (中英)
- "God is Dead.” –Nietzsche尼采说:“上帝死了。”"Nietzsche is dead. " –God上帝说:“尼采死了。”"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato柏拉图说:“这样看来，尼采就是上帝。”
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2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精97：Keep The Change零钱不用找了（英汉双语笑话）
- 97.Keep The Change97.零钱不用找了Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar，I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pock...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹44：教育阶段 (中英)
- The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”一天工程系的主任走进一个班，说道:“早上好。”The whole class chorused" Good Morning”全班齐声回复:“早上好。”"Hi，y...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹48：医院公告栏上的留言 (中英)
- Colloquium announcement:讨论会公告:Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.研究结果表明一个人来到世上的最初五分钟是最危险的。Hand-written note underneath:下面却有...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹47：可怜的本 (中英)
- Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever tak...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹52：发生在院子里的怪事 (中英)
- A woman with a broken ankle was gingerly hobbling along on crutches as she attempted to walk her dog. Because of her handicap, however, she was having a lot oftrouble keeping the dog under co...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹51：拼字比赛 (中英)
- A student at the National Spelling Bee had been given a particularly difficult word to spell. Apparently having some trouble knowing how to start, the student asked if he could buy a vowel....
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹50：狡猾的恶棍 (中英)
- Joe Blow the aspiring young executive was late for an appointment and in the process of doubling the speed limit in his BMW when a VW beetle pulled out in front of him. He could not slow down...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹49：跳伞 (中英)
- Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?问:为什么盲人会害怕跳伞?A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.答:因为跳伞会把他们的狗吓得魂飞魄散。
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2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹55：魔鬼的血 (中英)
- Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day，enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹54：关于身份问题的教育 (中英)
- Scene一A grade one classroom on a warm summer afternoon.场景:夏天一个炎热的下午，一年级的教室里。Teacher: We are going to have a spelling competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a word...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹53：愚蠢的对手 (中英)
- Okay, this is an actual episode of the Newlywed Game.这是在新婚夫妇间进行游戏时发生的真实插曲。The question was "What is your husband's favorite South American country?"问题是:“说出你的丈夫...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
