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- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇04:把颜色留下
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇04:Leave the color 把颜色留下 Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company
几年前,人们...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇05:美女侦探
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇05 :Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detect...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇06:死后重生
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇06 :Life after death死后重生"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇07:开张大吉
- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之工作篇07:Business just started开张大吉A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语01:Who is that woman?那女人是谁?
- 听笑话学英语01:Who is that woman?那女人是谁?The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。The operator, a magnificent blonde, looke...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语02:Keys to Success成功的关键
- 听笑话学英语:Keys to Success 成功的关键One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.
一天,父亲教育儿子说:“一个人成功的关键就...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语03:How did you start the flood?你是怎么引起洪水的?
- 听笑话学英语:How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
医生在里维埃拉度假时遇到他的一位律...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语04:The Mean Man's Party吝啬鬼餐会
- 听笑话学英语:The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ri...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语05:Stopover中途停留的优惠
- 听笑话学英语:Stopover 中途停留的优惠I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.
我想去渡假,但拿不定主意到底是去盐湖城还是去丹佛...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语06:Very stupid robbers两个笨贼
- 听笑话学英语:Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说:“我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”The second o...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语08:Free advice?免费的建议?
- 听笑话学英语:Free advice? 免费的建议?A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语09:Chicken Soup鸡汤
- 听笑话学英语:Chicken soup 鸡汤Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
Joe在住院,一天午餐时间,他看...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语10:Chaude and Cold热与冷
- 听笑话学英语:Chaude and Cold 热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语07:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸
- 听笑话学英语:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down.
在休伦湖钓完鱼后,我的一个朋友开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。He d...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语11:Skinny Dipping裸泳
- 听笑话学英语:Skinny Dipping 裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
Jimmy去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语12:The Bait把诱饵扔回海里
- 听笑话学英语:The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里A man and his wife were on a holiday.They went for a sail.
一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked th...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语15:The Best Answer最佳答案
- 听笑话学英语:The Best Answer 最佳答案A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save onepainting, which one...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语14:Moses and Jesus摩西和耶稣
- 听笑话学英语:Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶稣A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。Then he hears a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语13:I Lost我输了
- 听笑话学英语:I Lost 我输了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
五点钟,下午茶的时间,一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。“So good of you t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语16:Do you think I'm stupid?你以为我傻啊
- 听笑话学英语:Do you think I'm stupid? 你以为我傻啊?Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
Mike 和Bob正在屋顶上铺设瓦片,突然一阵大...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语18:They Are directly from America它们是从美国带来的
- 听笑话学英语:They Are directly from America它们是从美国带来的Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to de...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语17:Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
- 听笑话学英语:Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语20:I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得象位女士
- 听笑话学英语:I am acting like a lady我要表现得象位女士One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.
一...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语21:Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife你停止打你老婆了吗?
- 听笑话学英语:Have you ceased beating your wife你停止打你老婆了吗?This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.
这个故事讲的是一个...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语22:How Long,Doctor?要多久,医生?
- 听笑话学英语:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before s...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事