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- 趣味图片英语笑话：What can men do to get free drink 免费饮料
- 趣味图片英语笑话：What can men do to get free drink 免费饮料Ronnie and Steve didn't get the same kind of attention and free drinks from the stunt as the girls did.Ronnie和Steve接吻，却没能像女女...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选18：Writing A Composition写作文（英汉双语笑话）
- 18.Writing A Composition18.写作文One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选19：An Abstract Drawing幅抽象画（英汉双语笑话）
- 19. An Abstract Drawing19.一幅抽象画One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。After a while, a small boy turned his drawing...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成功的销售主管退休后的生活--双语幽默漫画
- "This looks good--a successful executive is retiring and she's selling her ego,greed,and ambition on eBay!"这看起来不错--一个成功的主管退休了，她正在eBay上销售她的自尊、贪婪和野心。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 标点符号引起的误解--双语幽默笑话
- after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for $50.无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。inadver...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 出生的地方--双语幽默笑话
- visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 遇到第九颗葡萄的命运--双语幽默笑话
- three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. the cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.三个在森林迷路的人被食人族抓住了。食人族首领对...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用奖励品来调动员工的积极性--双语幽默漫画
- "I need something to motivate our employees.Should I order the Warren Buffett Pez dispensers or the Donald Trump comb and brush kits?"我需要采取些办法激励我的员工,到底是定购一些巴非特的玩偶糖...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 电脑升级所注意的事项--双语幽默漫画
- "MEMO:All rules and consequences regarding office behavior,attitude,language,and violence shall be temporarily suspended while we upgrade to new computers and software."备忘：当我们电脑升级时，所...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 修改口令--双语幽默漫画
- "While I was thinking outside of the box,someone changed the password and now I can't get back in!"我正在箱子之外思考问题时，有人修改了我的口令，现在我不能进入了。 更多 英语...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生给误喝汽油的病人的建议--双语幽默笑话
- a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yest...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个记者的最新报道--双语幽默笑话
- while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头，忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来，两个...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 压力所带来的人性的改变--双语幽默漫画
- "it could be the full moon that turns you into a werewolf or it might just be a stress management issue."也许是圆月，也许是一份压力管理文件能使你变成一个凶残的人。 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 服务态度好的客服中心--双语幽默漫画
- "Thank you for calling Customer Service.This call may be recorded,so please feel free to sing along with our on-hold music."感谢客服中心。本次通话可能会被录音，因此您可以随着我们的等待音乐随意...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 相互模仿--双语幽默笑话
- mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.在特里镇，马克.吐温有一次去一位邻居那儿借本书。"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.“我可以向您借本书...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吝啬的军需官--双语幽默笑话
- "no," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”"not worn out,"...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 发财的秘密和经验--双语幽默笑话
- how did you make your fortune?你是怎么发财的？i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。how did that help?那有什么用？now...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么没了皱纹--双语幽默漫画
- "No,I'm not using Botox.I'm just constantly amazed at what goes on in this office!"不,我没有用除皱药,我只是对发生在这间办公室的事情一直感到惊奇. 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 伟大所扮演的角色--双语幽默漫画
- "Some men are born great,some achieve greatness,and some have greatness thrust upon them by a good public relations firm."有些人生来伟大,有些人获得伟大,有些人被一些公共关系很好的公司相信是伟...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 取得显著的进步--双语幽默漫画
- "we've made significant improvements since you bought your last computer.we switched from beige plastic to dark gray."自从你买了最后一台电脑,我们取得了显著的进步,我们把米色塑料换成深灰色的了...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁的正确率高--双语幽默笑话
- one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 牙医的伟大之处--双语幽默笑话
- while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded（谴责，责难） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 莫名其妙的事情--双语幽默漫画
- "She was on vacation for three weeks,but burned up on re-entry."她已经休假3个月了,但重新返回时被烧掉了。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 参加退休后的时间管理研修班--双语幽默漫画
- "yes,i have room in my schedule to attend a time management seminar...the day after i retire!"对,我有时间参加时间管理研修班.......在我退休后!" 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一封推荐信--双语幽默笑话
- when peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "since i've been with the firm for so long," he said, "i think i deserve at least a letter of recommen...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
