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- 看笑话学英语19:Headstone墓石
- 听笑话学英语19 :Headstone墓石A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
一个姓Stran...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语23:A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅
- 听笑话学英语23:A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three ex...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语24:Good Choice选得真不错
- 听笑话学英语24:Good Choice 选得真不错一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：“嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？” “哦”另一个回答，“有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案
- 听笑话学英语25:A Solution 从未准时的解决方案找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她，她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见，她同意她造成了一个问题，她甚至...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语26:Night Shift值夜班遇到的怪事
- 听笑话学英语26:Night Shift 值夜班遇到的怪事一个寒冷的11月的夜晚，一个地方警察刚结束了夜班回到家和妻子说：“你简直无法相信今天晚上发生了什么事！我当了这么多年差都没见过这样的事。” “怎么了？” “我在...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语27:Two Seats我需要用两个座位
- 听笑话学英语27:Two Seats我需要用两个座位在演出即将开始前，一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院，递给引座员两张票。引座员问：“请问另一位在哪？” “哦，是这样的”女士脸红着回答，“你看，一个座位对我来说太小了点而...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语28:Ground Rules基本规则
- 听笑话学英语28:Ground Rules 基本规则One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor.
位于开普吉拉多的东南密苏里州立...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语29:A Letter of Apology道歉信
- 听笑话学英语29:A Letter of Apology 道歉信Lisa, my coworker at the bus company, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco（n. 惨败） from start to finish. I...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru得来速餐厅
- 听笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅Tony just finished the training at the Macdolod.
Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语31:I Could Just Scream我只能尖叫
- 听笑话学英语31:I Could Just Scream 我只能尖叫牙医在请求一个病人：“帮个忙好吗？你能不能尽你所能发出最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫”？病人说：“为什么？这次其实不算糟糕啊。”牙医说：“现在候诊室的病人实在太多，而...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语32:Real Play逼真的演出
- 听笑话学英语32:Real Play 逼真的演出When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current product...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语33:Space Mountain太空山
- 听笑话学英语33:Space mountain太空山Our seven - year - old daughter was thrilled when we took her to disney world for the first time and headed straight for space mountain
我们第一次带我们七岁...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语34:Psychiatrist精神病医生
- 听笑话学英语34:Psychiatrist 精神病医生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble.
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。Every time I get into bed, I think there's some...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语35:Problem with Gas放屁的问题
- 听笑话学英语35:Problem with Gas放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
- 听笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
一个阳光明媚的下午，蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The fath...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片
- 听笑话学英语37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料ma...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语38:Talking Clock会说话的钟
- 听笑话学英语38:Talking Clock 会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语41:You Can Marry Anyone of Them你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚
- 听笑话学英语41:You Can Marry Anyone of Them 你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.
一天，一个女孩把男孩子带回家见父亲，说...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语42:Class Lass and Ass班级,情人和蠢驴
- 听笑话学英语42:Class Lass and Ass班级、情人和蠢驴Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom w...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语39:Parking Expenses停车费
- 听笑话学英语39:Parking Expenses 停车费A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to bor...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语40:He Never Heard A Thing他什么都没听到
- 听笑话学英语40:He Never Heard A Thing他什么都没听到Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.
我在邮局上班，对于顾客们的各种情绪早已习以为常了。So when one irate cust...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语43:Business Just Started开张大吉
- 听笑话学英语43:Business Just Started开张大吉A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语44:Interruption轻率的插话
- 听笑话学英语44:Interruption轻率的插话The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语45:Want a Day off想请一天假
- 听笑话学英语45:Want a day off 想请一天假Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语46:St Peter's Question圣彼德的问题
- 听笑话学英语46:St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one quest...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
