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- 看笑话学英语47:Honest?诚实吗?
- 听笑话学英语47:Honest?诚实吗?Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
在动物园，我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。"My name is Billy. W...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语48:Endearing Terms可爱的称呼
- 听笑话学英语48:Endearing Terms 可爱的称呼Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Lov...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语49:Life after Death死后重生
- 听笑话学英语49:Life after Death死后重生"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。"Yes, Sir." the new recruit repli...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语50:It Worked真的有效
- 听笑话学英语50:It worked 真的有效Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do someth...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语51:Bad News and Good News好消息和坏消息
- 听笑话学英语51:Bad News and Good News好消息和坏消息An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语52:Your Horse Called马打电话来了
- 听笑话学英语52:Your Horse Called马打电话来了A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
- 听笑话学英语53:Five Hundred Times五百遍In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语54:I Hung Him up to Dry我把他吊起来让他晾干
- 听笑话学英语54: I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jump...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语55:No Problem没问题
- 听笑话学英语55:No Problem 没问题A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”"I went for a hair t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语56:Pink Suit Sale粉红西装卖出去了
- 听笑话学英语56:Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said h...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语57:Blind Date相亲
- 听笑话学英语57:Blind Date相亲After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。Earlier, he had secretly arra...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语58:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?
- 听笑话学英语58:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语59:When a Tiger Comes老虎来了
- 听笑话学英语59:When a Tiger comes老虎来了Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语60:Lifetime Warranty终身保修
- 听笑话学英语60:lifetime warranty 终身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语61:An Absent-minded Professor健忘教授
- 听笑话学英语61:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor.
毫无疑问，我的同事、Martin神父是个有点健忘的教授。H...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语62:I'm Sure It Is Fresh我保证它很新鲜
- 听笑话学英语62:I'm Sure It Is Fresh 我保证它很新鲜A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it.
镇上开了家新餐馆，我丈夫Walter和我决定去尝尝。As the waitress t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语63:How Could Anyone Stoop So Low?哪有人弯腰弯那么低的呀?
- 听笑话学英语63:How could anyone stoop so low?哪有人弯腰弯那么低的呀？Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语64:Shave Head刮头
- 听笑话学英语64:Shave Head刮头Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.
前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问剪一个头要多少钱。"Eight dollars," I answered.
“八美元，”我告诉他...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语65:Speeding超速
- 听笑话学英语65:Speeding 超速Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible.
因为旅行推销员为了谋生需要拜访尽量多的客户So speeding to get from one appointment to the next i...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语66:As Soon as You Wake up,You're Fired一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了
- 听笑话学英语66:As soon as you wake up, you're fired一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep....
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语67:Big sale大减价
- 听笑话学英语67:Big sale大减价(也没捞到便宜)It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语68:Serious Chat严肃的聊天
- 听笑话学英语68:Serious Chat严肃的聊天Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk.
Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice as...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：都说了男人不靠谱,你还不信!（双语）
- 趣味图片英语：都说了男人不靠谱,你还不信!都说了男人是有多不靠谱，你竟然不信，还想让他带孩子。你幻想的他和孩子其乐融融：别幻想了，那是别人家的！对你家的男人，注意啦：
They should never be left to take care of...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语69:Chief at Wedding警长在婚礼上
- 听笑话学英语69:Chief at Wedding警长在婚礼上A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。"But, office...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看笑话学英语70:Wedding Anniversary结婚周年纪念
- 听笑话学英语70:Wedding Anniversary结婚周年纪念A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50 wedding anniversary.
一对夫妇出去吃饭庆祝他们的五十周年结婚纪念。On the way home, she notices...
2018-10-31 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
