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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(11)：你认为你有问题吗？(双语)
- Unit 11 And you Think You’ve Got Problems 你认为你有问题吗？“Boy, have I got problems!” the man said to the psychiatrist.
“乖乖，我真的有毛病了！”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。“Go ahead and...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(10)：结局好的就是好(双语)
- unit 10 all’s well that ends well 结局好的就是好three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。“windy today, isn’t it?” said the first.
“今天...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(13)：听起来还算公平(双语)
- Unit 13 Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。“Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(12)：我的牙齿好痛喔！(双语)
- Unit 12 Now That Hurts! 我的牙齿好痛喔！The world’s cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed.
一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。“Well, sir,” said the dentist...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(17)：小孩子实在了不起！(双语)
- Unit 17 Aren’t Kids Wonderful? 小孩子实在了不起！Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。Little Johnny was full of questions, as usu...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(16)：学习共同分享(双语)
- Unit 16 Learning to Share 学习共同分享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.
强尼把块派一分为二，把大的留给自...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(15)：不要被逮着了！(双语)
- Unit 15 Don’t Get Caught! 不要被逮着了！Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisherman and asked whether he’d had any luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(14)：你能不能快一点？(双语)
- Unit 14 Could You Hurry It up a Little? 你能不能快一点？A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(18)：哲学课一则(双语)
- Unit 18 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则Why worry?
何必忧虑呢？Really, you have only two things to worry about—either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(19)：哇！那个真是大得吓人(双语)
- Unit 19 Wow! That’s a Big one! 哇！那个真是大得吓人One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in front of...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(1)：不费吹灰之力(双语)
- Unit 1 No Sweat! 不费吹灰之力There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid-back budget traveller.
一架正飞越...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(2)：不要瞎混！(双语)
- Unit 2 No Fooling! 不要瞎混！“Please be gentle with me , darling,” said the bride on her wedding night, “I’m a virgin.”
“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的！”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道“。我是个处女。...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(3)：专注于工作(双语)
- Unit 3 Getting into His Work 专注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.
一位...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(4)：你能不能多支持我一点？(双语)
- Unit 4 Can’t You Be a Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一点？The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically, “Hey, Mom, I just won the election!”...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(5)：完美解决之道(双语)
- unit 5 the perfect solution 完美解决之道president shrub was flying over the u.s. with his staff. suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: “you know, i think i’ll just throw a fifty-dol...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(6)：临时改变主意(双语)
- Unit 6 Change of Plan 临时改变主意Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army.
法兰克和佛烈德两人同一天收到召集令，两人都不想去服兵役。...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(7)：把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去(双语)
- unit 7 and stuff the cuffs in your boots 把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去the untried general faced battle the next day , and was more than a little frightened. seeking inspiration, he looked into the...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(8)：头脑要保持冷静！(双语)
- Unit 8 Keep Your Head! 头脑要保持冷静！A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.
有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(9)：还是家里好(双语)
- Unit 9 Home, Sweet Home 还是家里好A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。“How did it go?” asked his colleagues.
“这次打猎顺利吗？”同僚问道。“Oh, it was v...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(10)：你真是有问题了！(双语)
- Unit 10 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了！A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。“Do you urinate in the morning?”...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(11）：爬得越高，跌得越重(双语)
- Unit 11 The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall 爬得越高，跌得越重The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(1)：谁在放屁？(双语)
- Unit 1 O.K. ,Who Cut the Cheese? 谁在放屁？A young man was visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting it...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(2)：至少你有所选择(双语)
- Unit 2 At Least You Get a Choice 至少你有所选择A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.
一名罪人去世后，刚下地狱就被带往各处走走。“I’ll tell you how it...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(3)：设身处地替人想一想(双语)
- Unit 3 Put Yourself in My place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse. Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom.
某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。老爸...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(4)：先享受，后付款(双语)
- Unit 4 Play Now, Pay Later 先享受，后付款Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional girl who lef...
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