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- 盘点那些令人抓狂的英语绕口令
- 1. can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？ 2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超浪漫15国名英文神解 趣味英语学习
- 1、c.h.i.n.a. 中国 come here. i need affection。来这我需要爱 2、k.o.r.e.a. 韩国 keep optimistic regardless of every adversity。虽然事与愿违保持乐观 3、h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰 ho...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语小笑话带翻译：我是来装电话的（双语）
- a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：中国空姐与老外的搞笑对话
- 老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Cake China ( 馒头 )
老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Pizza China ( 馅饼 )
老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Salad China ( 黄瓜 )
这时空姐放了一个屁
老外又问： What is this?
空...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Gangnam Style《江南Style》骑马舞步入门教学（双语附图）
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The ‘Gangnam’ move “江南”式By the time you read this blog, it would have touched over millions of views on YouTube – INSANE! To think it was only released on the 15th of...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Chaude and Cold 热与冷（双语）
- a patron in montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "this is an outrage," he complained. "the faucet marked...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫（双语）
- pig or witch 猪还是女巫a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass eac...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：I am acting like a lady（双语）
- 英语幽默小故事：i am acting like a lady 我要表现得像一位女士one day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. a dignified...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Weather forecast 天气预报（双语）
- 英语幽默小笑话：weather forecast 天气预报a film crew was on location deep in the desert. one day an old indian went up to the direct...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小笑话带翻译：Goldfish 金鱼（双语）
- 英语幽默小笑话：goldfish 金鱼stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。fred: but what will y...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小笑话带翻译：How do I get the gum out（双语）
- 英语小笑话：how do i get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one o...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 圣诞节英语幽默笑话：答非所问的各种搞笑对话（双语）
- 圣诞节又要到了，看看关于圣诞节的幽默对话，放松一下，what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?
绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？
merry christmas to ewe（发音同you）!
母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐）w...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 圣诞节英语漫画：等感恩节剩饭完了我再变乖（双语）
- 还记得那首非常有名的圣诞节儿歌吗？不乖的孩子没有圣诞礼物。漫画里的孩子可是有招，等感恩节剩饭吃完了再好好表现。it's too early to start being good for christmas. i always wait until at least the th...
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- 圣诞节英语小笑话：Good Lights 好灯（双语）
- 关于圣诞节购买灯饰时的英语小对话，这个场景倒是很熟悉啊，你有没有躺着中枪？good lights 好灯a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wantin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 圣诞节英语小笑话：Limited Knowledge 圣诞老人知识有限(双语)
- 外国妈妈都是这样拿圣诞老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的话圣诞老人知道后就不会给你送礼物，你做得所有坏事圣诞老人都知道。不过今天，某个小孩将要醒悟了。limited knowledge 圣诞老人知识有限as we were puttin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小笑话：Quick Cleanup 快速清扫（双语）
- 你有没有过这样的经历呢？突然接到电话说有客人来，于是，你把所有的东西都扔进柜子里，家里一分钟变得很干净整齐，不过有一对父子在扫浴室都能用得上，不过他们只是把东西扔进浴缸，然后拉上帘子。。。quick cleanup 快...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 圣诞节英语笑话：勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
- A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树 Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."小...
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- 圣诞节英语小笑话带翻译：Christmas Eve Service 平安夜礼拜
- christmas eve service 平安夜礼拜just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then...
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- 双语幽默漫画：不接受帮助还为啥要求助呢？
- why do you ask for help? 你为啥还求助呢？drowner: help!! i’m drowning!!
溺水者：救命呀！！我溺水了！！helper: don’t worry! just do exactly as i say and you’ll be fine!
helper: breathe a...
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- 双语幽默漫画：史上最充满人类情感的英文歌
- the song with all human emotion 史上充满人类感情的歌曲boy：aww yes, an acoustic guitar. time to write a song to show that i’ve got heck a feelings
男孩：嗯，作为一名声乐兼具的吉他手，我要写一首...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语幽默漫画：心脏越脆弱越不会被珍惜
- 如何对待一颗脆弱的心？看漫画中的男人，你越说脆弱，他就越会摧毁她。所以人要坚强，才不会那样容易被摔碎。女： be careful with it...it's fragile.
（把一颗心送给男的）请小心对待它，它很脆弱。男：....砰(crash)男：.......
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语幽默漫画：我是剩女我怕谁？最佳损友来安慰
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sammi, i'm in no rush to meet a guy!
我对我超剩女的现状，还是很淡定的！but if i wait too long, i'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!
不过，我要是剩太久，又老又皱，就没人要...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语幽默漫画：直言贾祸，千万不要嫌弃爱人家务做得不好
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i bought this jeweler's eye-piece at a yard sale.
我今天在二手市场买了个小玩意儿，珠宝鉴定放大镜。it's amazing! you can see the tinest details on things.
易于携带，使用方便，捕捉任何细节，很好玩。wh...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：一个言出必行的人
- a man of actions a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the dean does not take back what h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：如果我是一个经理 if I Am a Manager
- if i am a manager one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager. all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
