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- 酷暑将至:动物们已经准备好了,你准备好了吗?(搞笑多图)
- 20 Animals That are Totally Ready for Summer
已经完全准备好清凉一夏的20只动物们Summer is almost here and we’ve spotted some furry animals that are way too prepared for it:
夏天真的已经...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之各民族趣谈(7):干一口吧!(双语)
- Unit 7 Have a Shot! 干一口吧!The Irish doctor said to his patient," For the life of me, Paddy, I can't figure out what's wrong with you. It must be drink."
爱尔兰籍的医生对病人说:“派迪,我怎么也...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之各民族趣谈(6):安瓜拉瓜拉!(双语)
- unit 6 umgwalagwala!安瓜拉瓜拉!a politician was out on the indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed native americans. he addressed a gathering of the people.
一位政客抵达...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之动物王国(1):爱护动物(双语)
- Unit 1 Be Kind to Animals爱护动物The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four thamburgers with fries, the owner...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之动物王国(3):喔,我懂了!(双语)
- Unit 3 Oh I see! 喔,我懂了!Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and , to his mind, the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla.Unfortunately, the goril...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之动物王国(2):当然,凡事总有例外(双语)
- Unit 2 Of Course There Are Limitations 当然,凡事总有例外A musician had taken to heart the old saying,"Music hath charms to soothe savage beast,"and traveled to the darkest corner of Africa in...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语:我们这么努力工作到底是为了什么?
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
每天勤勤恳恳的工作八小时,你最终会成为一个老板,然后每天工作12个小时。----Robert Prost小编:...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之英语乐趣(2):另一则寓言笑话(双语)
- Unit 2 And in the Same Vein... 另一则寓言笑话The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were a poor but proud people. Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass wi...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之英语乐趣(1):古老的中国智慧(双语)
- Unit 1 Ancient Chinese Wisdom 古老的中国智慧Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage reveale...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之英语乐趣(4):介词问题(双语)
- Unit 4 Trouble with Propositions 介词问题A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University.
一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。“Excuse me,” he asked an upperclassman, “can yo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之英语乐趣(3):用脸去敲钟!(双语)
- unit 3 face it! 用脸去敲钟!quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of notre dame cathedral.
钟楼怪人刚去世,因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之傻瓜(1):我没有把药吃下去(双语)
- Unit 1 I Didn’t Take That In 我没有把药吃下去A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.
有位理...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之英语乐趣(5):一次特别的伤风感冒(双语)
- unit 5 an uncommon cold 一次特别的伤风感冒on a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear door of the hearse broke open a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(1):许个愿吧!(双语)
- Unit 1 Make a Wish 许个愿吧!Every morning on his way to work, a businessman passed a house where he saw a woman beating her boy on the head with a loaf of bread. But on this particular day, he...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之傻瓜(4):瞧瞧我的袜子(双语)
- Unit 4 Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子“Say, that’s an interesting pair of socks you’ve got on, Charlie, one green and one red.”
“嘿,查理,你穿的这双袜子真有趣,一只绿色一只红色。”“Y...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之傻瓜(3):喔,你做得真好!(双语)
- Unit 3 Oh, Good Job 喔,你做得真好!Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin. “By the mode of the desert you miserable in...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之傻瓜(2):你说什么?(双语)
- Unit 2 You Said What? 你说什么?Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick bottle lying in the sand. The bottle...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(3):一个早熟的小孩(双语)
- Unit 3 A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, he was taken aback when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(2):一位了不起的天才(双语)
- Unit 2 A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才“Did you know I could tell time by the piano?” asked one friend of another .
“你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?”一位老兄向他的朋友问道。“You&r...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(5):好投入啊!(双语)
- Unit 5 True Dedication 好投入啊!Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried. Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn’t home....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(4):城里来的傻瓜(双语)
- Unit 4 City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely. Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
两个...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(9):多谢了,班长(双语)
- Unit 9 Thanks a Lot Sarge 多谢了,班长The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.
一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。“Before I dismiss you, there’s just one announceme...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(8):好运跟着保险来(双语)
- Unit 8 Jee Talk about Luck! 好运跟着保险来“For the last time, I don’t want any insurance!” said the harassed householder to the salesman.
“这是最后一次了,我不要买任何保险!”被骚扰的房...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(7):特别来宾(双语)
- Unit 7 A Special Guest 特别来宾A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope. Both men are allowed to enter heaven, and the lawyer is ensconced in a magnificent mans...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(6):老年是人生的第二个童年期吗?(双语)
- Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by “Second Childhood?”老年是人生的第二个童年期吗?An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.
一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。“What’s...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事