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- 女儿的作品日落-英汉英汉双语笑话
- sunset日落father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 视力训练有新招-英汉英汉双语笑话
- visual training 视力训练 the squad（班，小队） were having "visual training". one smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. t...
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- 通过外表的改变来区别差异性--双语幽默漫画
- "If I change my hair,lip,and eye color more often,could I get a raise for expanding our diversity?"如果我把我的头发、嘴唇和眼睛的颜色变得更勤些，我能提升我们之间的差异性么？...
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- 隐形的眼镜--双语幽默漫画
- "The secret for keeping my bright-eyed enthusiasm after 20 years at the same job? LED contact lenses!" 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请...
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- 送给爸爸的生日礼物-英汉英汉双语笑话
- I'd rather buy a gift 我宁愿买一件礼物 While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, ho...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 绝妙的交际技巧-英汉英汉双语笑话
- excellent skills 绝妙的技巧after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husba...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 多样化的员工--双语幽默漫画
- "I'm made from the body parts of 20 different men and women of various ages,races,and ethnicity.If it's diversity you want,I'm your guy!"
我是由20个不同年龄、民族和种族的男女组成的，如果你需要...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 理想当中的新公司--双语幽默漫画
- "Some of our people are insisting that we give birth to our new enterprise in a tub of warm soothing water with new age music and a vegan midwife."我们中的一些人坚持说，我们的新公司需要在有安慰...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生向母亲索吻-英汉英汉双语笑话
- senior class年长者阶层 during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用书来偿还生命-英汉英汉双语笑话
- a life for a life以“命”抵命 the english author, richard savage, was once living inlondon in great poverty. in order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妈妈的工作--双语幽默漫画
- e coolest job in the world.she's a director of human racehorses!"我妈妈的工作是世界上最酷的，她是人力赛马的指导！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章...
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- 剪掉闲暇时间的头发-英汉英汉双语笑话
- i'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊 miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their h...
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- 了解事实的真相--双语幽默漫画
- "the truth shall set you free...especially when you're talking to your boss!"事实真相将让你获得自由，特别是当你和你老板交谈的时候。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语...
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- 保持良好的工作作风--双语幽默漫画
- "On the other hand,you need to know when to let go of a bad idea!"（墙上的标语）坚韧不拔！不屈不挠！刚韧果敢！
---另一方面，你需要知道在恰当的时候放弃坏的想法。
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 病人为什么大喊-英汉英汉双语笑话
- why is he howling.他为什么喊dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超速行驶的原因-英汉英汉双语笑话
- excuse for speeding 赶紧到达那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。"why on earth were you driving so fast?...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 水的化学式的书写-英汉英汉双语笑话
- the formula for water水的分子式teacher: what the chemical formula for water is the?老师：水的分子式是什么？blonde: hijklmno!!花瓶：hijklmno！！teacher: what are you talking about?老师：你在说什么？blonde:...
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- 又实用又便宜的礼物-英汉英汉双语笑话
- something really cheap真正便宜的东西 after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。“how about s...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 浪费时间节约粮食-英汉英汉双语笑话
- waste or save浪费还是节约father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？jack: yes, dad. b...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 婚姻的投资-英汉英汉双语笑话
- the cost of marriage 婚姻的成本a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”and the father replied, "i don't kn...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大胆的许愿所造成的后果-英汉英汉双语笑话
- be careful with what you wish for慎重许愿a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汽车震动的另一个好处-英汉英汉双语笑话
- the advantage of noise噪音的优点 wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 送给新人的结婚礼物-英汉英汉双语笑话
- the nice wedding gift漂亮的结婚礼物 we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 始终如一的一句话-英汉英汉双语笑话
- how much is it?多少钱？it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁是第一个男人-英汉英汉双语笑话
- who was the first man谁是第一个男人a teacher said to her class：有个老师问班上的学生：“who was the first man?”“谁是第一个男人？”“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．“乔治·...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
