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- 神奇的大钟--双语幽默笑话
- talking clock会说话的钟while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室,贼窝) . what is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his fri...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫送给我的生日礼物--双语幽默笑话
- gardening glove 园艺手套for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift sug...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 客服中心的录音系统--双语幽默漫画
- "Thank you for calling our Customer Service Department.This call may be recorded for our new CD,America's Funniest Tantrums."感谢您致电客服中心,本次通话可能被全美最好的坏脾气CD机所录音。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 上次会议总结--双语幽默漫画
- "here are the minutes from our last meeting:marty wasted 12 minutes,janice wasted 7 minutes,carl wasted 27 minutes,eileen wasted 9 minutes..."这是我们上次会议的时间统计:马丁浪费了12分钟,瞻尼士...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸写的遗嘱--双语幽默笑话
- my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five child...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三个商人的不同招牌--双语幽默笑话
- three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue.三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺,旁观者等...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 难道生命真的要结束了吗--双语幽默笑话
- a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these ta...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 含糊的概念带给我的好处--双语幽默笑话
- creative创造性applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书,职位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfull...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可怜的宠物狗和伤心的小男孩--双语幽默笑话
- there was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of paddy, and loved mightily. he was very saddened by the fact that he could not take...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的名字气势压过长官-英汉英汉双语笑话
- what's your name?你叫什么名字?a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 员工和老板的故事--双语幽默漫画
- "This story about Jack and the Giant...it's really about you and your boss,isn't it?"这个故事写的是关于杰克和镇特的事情,...实际上说的是你和你的老板,对吗? 更多 英语笑话 英语...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 区分道德行为和不道德行为--双语幽默漫画
- "We need to draw the line on unethicalbehavior.But let's draw it with an Etch-a-Sketch and don't be afraid to shake it a little."我们需要在不道德的行为上划一道线(我们需要区分不道德的行为),让我们...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 被施了魔法的客户--双语幽默漫画
- "i'm an enchanted frog.kiss my behind and i'll change into a client!"我是个被施了魔法的青蛙,亲亲我的后背,我就能变成你的一个客户。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 制作的新的组织表--双语幽默漫画
- "Who was put in charge of making the new organizational chart?"谁负责做这幅新的组织表的? 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老板对员工的训话--双语幽默漫画
- "You are,without a doubt,the most disorganized person I've ever met!"毫无疑问,你是我见过的最没有组织能力的人! 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小厮的小费原来是这样得来的-英汉英汉双语笑话
- doctor swift and the boy斯威夫特博士与小厮a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如此荒唐的酒吧服务员-英汉英汉双语笑话
- clean glass 干净的杯子 joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty,...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 与办公室同事分享成功与失败--双语幽默漫画
- "the key to office politics is to let others share credit for your work...especially when you fail."办公室政治的关键在于让别人分享你工作的成绩,尤其是当你失败的时候。 更多...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 国王所看到的真正男子汉-英汉英汉双语笑话
- one real man一个真正的男子汉the ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. he had all the males in his kingdom brought...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有工作经验的新员工-英汉英汉双语笑话
- a new employee 新员工several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后,被叫到人事经理的办公室。what is the meaning...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 调理好生理厌倦期--双语幽默漫画
- "There will be six designated yawning breaks during my presentation.Please pace your boredom accordingly."在我的讲演中将会有六次特定的打哈欠短停,因此请按部就班地安排好你的厌倦期。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 人工服务咨询--双语幽默漫画
- "For a quick refresher course on how to speak to an actual live person,press 1."人工服务请按1。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 叛徒的定义-英汉英汉双语笑话
- what is a traitor? 什么叫叛徒?young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成功的独到见解:机会和准备相遇的地方--双语幽默漫画
- "Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.Failure is where they meet,but can't stand each other."成功在机会和准备相遇的地方,失败是当他们相遇了却相互不支持。 更多...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外包业务--双语幽默漫画
- "When word reached Earth that we don't accept payment for our good deeds,I knew they'd start outsourcing work to us!" 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事