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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(5)：农场趣谈(双语)
- unit 5 down on the farm 农场趣谈the farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.
一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁，一不小心由所坐的椅子...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(9)：同病相怜(双语)
- Unit 9 We’re in the Same Boat 同病相怜The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. His friends would often invite him dance parties, but he could never work up...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(8)：你的东西放到哪儿去了？(双语)
- Unit 8 Where Do You Keep Yours? 你的东西放到哪儿去了？The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(7)：一位心满意足的客户(双语)
- Unit 7 A Satisfied Customer 一位心满意足的客户A rough-looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.“I wanna open a god-damned checking account.”
有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(6)：慈善应由家中做起(双语)
- Unit 6 Charity Begins at Home 兹善应由家中做起Sam Sidney was going dorr to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. One morning fou...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之性与爱笑话(2)：也要谦虚为怀(双语)
- Unit 2 And Modest, Too 也要谦虚为怀“The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon, as mighty as Hercules, as brave as Admiral Nelson, and as graceful as Nureyev.”
“我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语笑话之性与爱笑话(1)：老马识途(双语)
- Unit 1 Its Advantages 老马识途A young vice-president of a bad had embezzled ＄200,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he cou...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(2)：等明年再说(双语)
- Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再说The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。“Did you hear about this, dea...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(1)：免惊啦！(双语)
- Unit 1 No Worries 免惊啦！At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, “Mommy, Mommy, can I swimming?”
在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈“，妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳？”“Certainly not, darl...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之性与爱笑话(4)：骄傲的老爸(双语)
- Unit 4 A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸The concerned father was puzzled because his son’s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, so he called the dean to find out what was...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之性与爱笑话(3)：这是个法律问题(双语)
- Unit 3 It’s the Law 这是个法律问题A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(4)：别急，慢慢来(双语)
- Unit 4 Let’s Not Be Hasty 别急，慢慢来Said the wife to the husband. “Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor. This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription an...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(3)：喔，真是恩爱的一对！(双语)
- unit 3 aw, how sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对！two women friends were having tea. said one to the other, “i’ve been trying to reach my lawyer for a week...”
两个女人正在喝茶，其中一位对另一位说...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事1：你太晚了
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事1：你太晚了 You are too lateOn a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry,"...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(7)：一个感人的告别(双语)
- Unit 7 A Touching Farewell 一个感人的告别Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his ha...
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- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(6)：渴望爱情(双语)
- Unit 6 Thirstin’ for Love 渴望爱情Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend’s apartment from time to time, but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plaus...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(5)：你在哪里遇到你太太呢？(双语)
- Unit 5 And Where Did You Meet Your Wife? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢？Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. After the barbers had finished, each man was asked if h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事3：放屁的问题
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Problem with gas
放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this probl...
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- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事2：你做了什么坏事
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事2：What is your offense 你做了什么坏事 It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事5：那就更糟了
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Much worse
那就更糟了Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
警察：有...
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- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事4：假如生活是一台电脑
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一台电脑you could add/remove someone in your life using the contr...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事8：在黑暗中写字
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？The dad...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事7：还这么迷信
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump！"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事6：心理医生
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事psychiatrist
心理医生jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get in...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事9：我考了100分
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一个狡猾的女孩说："妈妈，我今天在学校得了一个1...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
