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- Your horse called
- Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks， "What was that for？" S...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吊起来让他晾干
- I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool， Jim suddenly jumped into the de...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Blind Date 相亲
- After being with her all evening， the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier， he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Six? Twelve?
- A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza， the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into： six or twelve. “Oh， goodness， six please，” sa...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保证很新鲜
- A new restaurant opened in our town， so my husband， Walter， and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order， Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is，" answered the waitress. "...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 厕所英语 vs.浴室英语
- This was on the Leno show 9-7-99. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner told about her first date experience. She said it was...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑学英语
- 1：某次英文考试有两道题目： 1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。 2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。 正确答案应为： 1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone. 2）As soon as he hear...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 健忘教授
- No doubt about it， my fellow monk， Father Martin， was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes， and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- If Big Enough
- I used to watch her from my kitchen window， she seemed so small as she 1）muscled her way through the crowd of boys on the playground. The school was across the street from our home and I would o...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你想过吗,这些问题？
- Why the sun lightens our hair， but darkens our skin？ 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed？ 为裁磁吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖廾啵？/P> Why don...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪有人腰能弯那么低啊?
- How could anyone stoop so low？ Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved， jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him ―― his height....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Speeding 超速
- Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一睡醒，就被炒鱿鱼了
- As soon as you wake up， you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours， and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him， he quie...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那个女人是谁？
- The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached th...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Key to Success
- One day a father was teaching his son and said， "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise， you must carry it out on matter what will happen...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 免费建议
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of thi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Reach the Shore Fast
- A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him， but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone o...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Mean Man's Party
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment， he said， "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- stupid robbers
- Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said， "I hear sirens. Jump！" The second one said， "But we're on the 13 th floor！" The first one screamed back， "This is no time to be supers...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 毒蛇的疑问
- Snake Talk Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other， "Are we poisonous snakes？" The other replied， "You're darn right we're poisonous！ We're rattlesnakes（响尾蛇）。 Why do you...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保持年轻
- Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmet...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开分店
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for？" "Business has been s...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪一部分
- Teacher: "Where were you born?" Student: "Singapore,Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir."更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么就咱俩站着
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he woul...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 家里的新司机
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediat...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
