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- Be careful of what you wish for
- Be careful of what you wish for A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and s...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 20/20
- 20/20 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 2...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A puppet drunkard
- A puppet drunkard One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the cur...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The ayes have it
- The ayes have it When I was a university student, I was living in an apartment with five other guys, one of whom was blind. One day we held an apartment meeting to decide who would do th...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A forgetful husband
- A forgetful husband My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A lesson
- A lesson A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars； one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a v...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A safer place to park my Rolls-Royce
- A safer place to park my Rolls-Royce Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A season pass
- A season pass The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the fir...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Embarrassing situations
- Embarrassing situations A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Forty baby thieves
- Forty baby thieves Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"（《双城记》） and she gave birth to twins" . "That...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (1)
- Airplane jokes（一） A man at the airline counter tells the rep. “I‘d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London. The rep says, “I‘m sorry sir. We can...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (2)
- Airplane jokes（二） “I‘ve never flown before,” said the nervous old lady to the pilot，“You will bring me down safely, won’t you？ “All I can say ma‘am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (3)
- Airplane jokes（三） "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with you with our compliments."更...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Airplane jokes (4)
- Airplane jokes（四） And from the pilot during his welcome message： "Delta airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- He should see the back of mine
- He should see the back of mine A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Passing an exam
- Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. How...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Just Spots
- Just Spots Patient： Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes. Nurse： Have you seen a doctor？ Patient： No, just spots.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 天气和我的意见不同
- The local weatherman was often in his forecasts， so he applied for a transfer. 本地气象员过去一直作预报， 于是他要求调换到其他地方。 "Why do you want to be transferred？" wrote the headquarte...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- “争论不休”的问题
- 历史上总有那么一些“悬案”，惹得大家争论百年、千年，也未争出个所以然。这种“争论不休”的问题，可用短语a moot point来表达。 就词的强弱意义而言，a moot point最初指“有待商榷的问题”，源于盎格鲁-撒克逊...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Shoo-in 稳操胜券、十拿九稳
- 这个词看起来蛮怪异，很多字典上都查不到它的解释。不过，它却是新闻报道里的常客，尤其是在大选时，若说哪个竞选者极有可能会获胜，都会用shoo-in. 刚读了一篇有关日本内阁官房长官Shinzo Abe（安倍晋三）的新闻报道，文...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Professor and the editor
- A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with a bottle of whiskey wrapped in t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An interview
- A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best. As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the s...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I am on vacation
- I am on vacation There is one Very Serious Law Firm. All staff comes to work at 6am and leaves around 11pm. Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9am. All the guys exchanged “looks”。...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Speaker system testing
- Speaker system testing A voice on the office loudspeaker announced： "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency." All our confidence in...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Shorter hours
- Shorter hours "I hear the boys are gonna strike," one worker told another. "What for？" asked the friend. "Shorter hours." "Good for them. I always did think 60 minutes was too long...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
