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- 适时地发挥幽默感，“开玩笑”怎么说？
- 适时地发挥幽默感，“开玩笑”怎么说？ 要想让大家喜欢你，一定要懂得适时地发挥幽默感，开上几句玩笑。这次我们就来看看“开玩笑”怎么说。 1. Are you kidding me？ 你是在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me？...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- lifetime warranty 终身保修
- lifetime warranty 终身保修 After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新
- I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新 A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Six or Twelve？六还是十二？
- Six or Twelve？六还是十二？ A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she’d like to have it cut into： six or twelve....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- When a Tiger comes老虎来了
- When a Tiger comes老虎来了 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" f...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 粉红西装卖出去了！
- 粉红西装卖出去了！ Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了！ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the cler...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊？
- 哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊？ How could anyone stoop so low？ Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in f...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- No Problem 没问题
- No Problem 没问题 A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you？" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼
- Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump！" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor！" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be sup...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Cannibal jokes (1)
- Cannibal jokes （一） A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejec...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Cannibal jokes (2)
- Cannibal jokes（二） Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final reque...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Doctors jokes (1)
- Doctors jokes（一） A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting？" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mea...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Doctors jokes (2)
- Doctors jokes（二） His pediatrician（儿科医生）asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Doctors jokes (3)
- Doctors jokes（三） Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton jokes (2)
- Clinton jokes（二） Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one pers...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Debits and credits
- Debits and credits The old accountant retired after forty years, and on the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said： “debits in the columns toward the file cabinet. Credits in...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I would do anything
- I would do anything A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam," she sa...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton jokes (1)
- Clinton jokes（一） One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said, "Whatever you do don't look under my bed." So while Bill was on vacation...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Chemical formula for water
- Chemical formula for water Teacher： What is the chemical formula for water？ Sarah： "HIJKLMNO"！ Teacher： What are you talking about？ Sarah： Yesterday you said its H to O！更多 英语笑话、英语...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Computer jokes (1)
- Computer jokes（一） You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when…… 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your ema...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Computer jokes (2)
- Computer jokes（二） Computer terms- Texas Translation： Log on： Making a wood stove hotter. Log off： Don't add no more wood. Monitor： Keeping an eye on the wood stove. Download： Gettin'...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Computer jokes (3)
- Computer jokes（三） Tech Support： "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer： "Ok." Tech Support： "Did you get a pop-up menu？"Customer： "No." Tech Support： "Ok. Right click agai...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Female jokes (1)
- Female jokes （一） Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget？ Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take you...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Female jokes (2)
- Female jokes （二） Q： What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week？ A： A widow.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A mistake
- A mistake An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give m...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
