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- 醉着到家
- 酒吧,一个男人隔几分钟就会从椅子上摔下来，很明显，他醉了，于是酒吧的招待对酒吧里的另一个男士说:“为什么不做个好人送他回家呢？” 这位男士带着醉汉出了门并领进他的车，其中他绊倒至少十次。他们开车行驶着，醉...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三个有名的外科医生
- 三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 混淆的词或概念闹大笑话
- 转自:zt刚来澳洲时，学习英文，经常因为混淆的词或概念闹大笑话，下面是亲身经历的几例: 一、chicken与kitchen友人在某餐馆做厨房下手，被洋朋友问及其工作时，答曰:“chicken hand”（鸡手），弄得洋朋友莫名其妙，比划了...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女友学英语 为什么受伤的却是我
- 留学回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本书进来，说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思。 女友:这个“i don't know.”是什么意思？ 我说:“我不知道” 女友:你留学了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说:不是！就是“我...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把它堵在里面
- “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续...
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- would you please marry me
- 从前有一个王子被巫婆诅咒了，他每年只能说一个单词。但是，这个单词是可以累积的，就是说如果他第一年不说那么第二年就可以说两个词,以此类推。 有一天，王子遇到了一个美丽的公主，他深深地爱上了她，他想娶她为妻...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dear wang litte sister
- 转自:www.lintun.com * 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪, * 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，* 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼, * 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书, * 看了真的...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- A man walks passt a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and...
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- A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.“My，you look t...
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- A man wrote a letter to the IRS：“I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Asking for a Raise
- Asking for a Raise要求加薪 At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the do...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I am a Dog
- I am a Dog我是狗 A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor！" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (38)
- As a member of an Internet awareness survey team，we had visited a home. The unruly owner asked，“Tell me the difference between washing machine & Internet？”When I was cursing my luck，my colleague...
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- Love Affair
- Love Affair偷情 A woman was with her lover who also happened to be her husband's best friend. Then the phone rang, and because it was the woman's house, she reached over and picked up the r...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Weatherman
- The Weatherman天气预报员！ A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello？ How the heck do I know？ What do I look like,...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant aske...
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- The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.“Dear，”she said，startled，“what are you doing home so early？” “The boss and I had a fight，”he grumbled.“He would not take back wh...
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- There was once a couple named Nancy and Mike Tate，and it was their life‘s dream to have a compass company. They finally saved enough money and started the Tate’s Compass Company. Luck was wit...
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- Sex or sox?
- Sex or sox？ 性别还是袜别？ THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error――the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for he...
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- Business Joke (42)
- Following a miserable year，the CEO of a company called all the Project Managers for a performance review meeting. After giving them a piece of his mind，he asked each Manager to present his/her c...
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- When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely，the manager sent a message to his agent：“Show stopped by flying ants！” The agent replied“Book‘em...
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- Business Joke (44)
- Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year？ They always give customers a fair shake.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大...
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- They are directly from America
- They are directly from America它们是直接从美国带来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit...
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- Business Joke (43)
- “I don‘t want a car，”said the farmer to the persistent salesman.“I need a new cow.” “But you can‘t ride a cow along the streets.” “True. But I can‘t milk a new car，can I？”更多 英...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Headstone
- Headstone墓石 A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
