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- Business Joke (46)
- Did you hear about the problems in the Woodworkers Union? A radical group broke off and formed a splinter group.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (47)
- Q:What did the CEO from Arthur Anderson tell the Senate committee when asked about“cooking”Enron‘s books? A:“It‘s Shake-n-Bake and I helped!”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Hoping to excite student
- New Year Resolution新年新决心 Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I pos...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (48)
- A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY:“Delayed by storm. Send instructions” His boss e-mails back:“Start vacation immediately”...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (1)
- Bill,Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One,when Bill said“I‘d like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy”。 Hi...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Promotion
- Promotion升职 Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Rece...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (2)
- Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden,a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Shopping On Line
- Shopping On Line网上购物 I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was sho...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Too Polite
- Too Polite太有礼貌 A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woma...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (3)
- Three Boy Scouts,in uniform,were fishing in a boat one day when they heard cries for help. They followed the sounds and found another boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above wate...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Am Acting Like a Lady
- I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得象位女士 One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon f...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (4)
- One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said,“Whatever you do don‘t look under my bed.”So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious an...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clarinet
- Clarinet单簧管 When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as l...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (5)
- President Clinton decided to buy a puppy as a present for Hillary. He snuck the puppy under his coat into the White House and as he was walking down one of the halls he comes upon Al Gore. Cli...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (6)
- At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair....
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Trip to Disney
- A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhaust...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (7)
- One day,a man on a golf course,was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball,he heard a voice behind him.“Ribbit 9 iron,ribbit 9 iron.”He turned around and there was a fro...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (8)
- Bill Clinton went jogging one evening and came upon the Washington Monument. He said,“George,what should I do?” After a few seconds,George replied,“Abolish the IRS and start over.” Bil...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 解决方案
- 找一个从未准时来上班的员工谈话。我告诉她,她的迟到是不能被公司接受的而且其他员工已经注意到她每天早上的晚到。听完我的意见,她同意她造成了一个问题,她甚至提供了一个解决方案,“有没有别的门让我出入?”更多...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(1)
- The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody ca...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 窃贼找不到我的
- 我哥哥利奥,他是一个农民,不久前他接到一个保安公司的电话,对方表示愿意免费为他提供一个促销用的防盗报警器。很高兴能收到免费产品,利奥给了对方去他农场的地址。但是送货的人没有出现。第二天,供货人给利奥打来...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(2)
- Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver poi...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 选得不错
- 一天,两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个:“嗨!这单车真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一个回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车,她跳下车,脱掉所有的衣服,说,'你要什么...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第二幕(笑话)
- 一个男人带妻子去百老汇看戏,第一场幕间休息时,他非常想小便,于是赶紧去找洗手间。 他徒劳地到处寻找,终于发现一个有树叶装饰的喷泉,因为没发现附近有人,于是他决定就在这里解决问题。 他回到观众席时,第二幕戏已经...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(3)
- There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course. He was smart enough to get through the written test,a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later,as th...
2018-12-28 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事