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- 英语幽默笑话 和上帝对话
- 英语幽默笑话 和上帝对话 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。 He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says:...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话 可以借用一下吗
- 英语幽默笑话 可以借用一下吗 Are you using your mower this afternoon? 今天下午你准备用割草机吗? Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon? 约翰逊先...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵爆笑语录
- 1.I understand your envy. This is a can't-miss symposium. There are going to be discussions on bio-organic cellular computer devices, the advancements in multi-threa...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话 成年人的抉择
- 英语幽默笑话 成年人的抉择 Ari adult decision 成年人的抉择 The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版 迷情酒吧
- Unit2 Squiffed Neighborhood Bar 迷情酒吧 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇02：迷情酒吧(双语阅读) In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版 我为妈妈煮了一杯茶
- 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇01：我为妈妈煮了一杯茶，讲述了关于女儿给妈妈煮茶的英语幽默小故事，供在娱乐中学习 0 第一部份 新鲜生活 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇01：我为妈妈煮...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话时尚版 日光浴
- Unit6 Sunbathing 日光浴 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇06：日光浴(双语阅读) (演讲节选) SCIENCE AND ART 科学和艺术 Thomas Henry Huxley 托马斯·亨利·赫胥黎 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版：泡泡温泉
- Unit5 Hot Springs 泡泡温泉 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇05：泡泡温泉(双语阅读) A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem. 汤姆，看看你的鞋子，多脏...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版 On a Diet 窈窕塑身
- 第一部份 新鲜生活 Unit4 On a Diet 窈窕塑身 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇04：窈窕塑身(双语阅读) A healthy mind is in a healthy body. 健全的精神寓于健康的体魄。 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版 霓裳炫影
- 第一部份 新鲜生活 Unit3 Fashionable Clothing 霓裳炫影 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇03：霓裳炫影(双语阅读) When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new cl...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 真情双语笑话 电影附加票
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema.When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默时尚版：垂钓闲惰
- Unit7 Fishing 垂钓闲惰 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇07：垂钓闲惰(双语阅读) Holst your sail when the wind is fair. 启帆要趁风顺时。 (演讲节选) John F.Kennedy...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知道美国有多少州不是我的专长
- A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him, "Do you want to be made a citizen of the United States?" The foreigner replied, "Yes, Mr. Jud...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 学位是如何泛滥的
- Woodrow Wilson disapproved very strongly of indiscriminate(无差别的) giving of honorary degrees when he was president of Princeton University. He said, "Our universit...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：向你的烦恼说再见
- A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven。一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 全世界最会“骂人”的莎翁语录汇总
- 全世界最会“骂人”的莎翁语录汇总 So you think you know a foul word or two? Shakespeare’s insults, put downs and cussing were second to none, and with his insults Sha...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)
- 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)生气的熊妈妈Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .
熊宝宝走到楼下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。
He...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A True Confession 真实的告解(双语)
- A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned." 有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。
"What did you do?"asks the priest. 神父 问 ：“你做了什么?”...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 2014网络流行语爆笑大盘点
- It’s already December, you know. So it’s time to do a year-end summary! According to “Evening Peak News” of Voice of China, Chinese netizens have summed up top 10 networ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不知道她为什么这么关心这事
- Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at captu...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最接近门口的那一幅。
- An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied,...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世上的每一个人都上了天堂
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the othe...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在是凌晨两点钟了！
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends as...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你总不会空着手来吧？
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbel...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把1500人的名字都说出来？
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Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to g...
2018-11-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
