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- 先生要不别人都要。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我汤里有只苍蝇
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们没有另收钱。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 1美元你想要什么——活的吗?
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
1美元你想要什么——活的吗? 更...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是开水杀死了它们。
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 奶油没了不加奶怎么办?
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服务员,来杯咖啡,不加奶油。
对不起,先生,奶油没了,不加奶怎么办? 更...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 服务员汤里有只蜜蜂!
- waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服务员,汤里有只蜜蜂!
是的,先生,今天苍蝇放假。 更多 英语笑话、英语小...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那你跟我一起回家吧
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the wa...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的领带在我的汤里了
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Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable. 服务员,你的领带在我的汤里了。
没关系,先生,它不缩水。 ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑 童言童趣乐翻天：大苹果一定没有睡
- It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him. 天很晚了。弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。 "It's so late, sonny, that app...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。
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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑 米奇拒绝吃药
- Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police." 米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑：不喜欢新出生的小妹妹
- 1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?" 保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?” Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. W...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外的爆笑英文麻将解读 图 双语
- 牌面解释 饼(又名筒)：Bing 琐(又名条)：Suo 万：Wan The suit of 3 patterns. 三个一样的牌算一套; Number 1-9 in each pattern. 数字1到9，只要连续三个也可以凑成一套; ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑 男孩想吃饼干
- A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more. 一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。 His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode....
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑 在去幼儿园的路上
- On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你今天玩得好吗?
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A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more m...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
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Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandages.Kevin: Oh, they weren...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这个词的复数形式是什么?
- Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?Tom: Twins. 老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆：男人们。老师：答得好。那‘孩子...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The old saying money cant buy you happiness may not be true.
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Weve always been told its true, but now experts have proved that money really cant buy you happiness.They quizzed jackpot winners and came up with 10 tips to keep you feeli...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上还有许多受饥饿的人
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A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我要是再切两次我能得到什么呢
- Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老师：如果我把...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- There be treasure there!
- "Ten steps from the porch and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."
So the next day Jimm...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
- Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
