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- 你想交换座位吗？
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfas...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只是握着猫尾巴
- Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
妈妈（...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What’s on your hand？
- What’s on your hand？
A：What’s on your hand？ B：Watch. A：How to spell that？ B：T-H-A-T~ 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一周笑话节选（一）
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事情的起因是这样的，哈佛教授亨利·路易斯·盖茨某次归家，发现进不去家门了，不知道是不是美国没有开锁公司，这位教授就和司机一起决定破门而入。估计这位教授平时一直闷头搞研究不太出门，所...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
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On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished th...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：男人和女人的消费观
- A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs. A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale. 用得着的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，男人也会买; ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：Eating out
- Eating out 外出就餐 When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：家庭的争吵
- A family quarrel 家庭的争吵 The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears. 一对年轻的新婚夫妇吵架了。最后妻子终于忍不...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一周笑话节选（二）
- "President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：男人和女人对待猫
- Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢， 但当女人看不到时，男人踢猫。 ...
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- 英语幽默笑话：男人和女人浴室用品分析
- A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman&#...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最爱你的女人。
- One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finall...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我一次也没有抓住过。
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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He s...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 服务员又给他送了一杯水。
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Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was ask...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这都是真正的美元
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文标识笑话百出
- 这边“××路”译成“××LU”,那边“××路”译成“××ROAD”,混乱的英文标识经常令老外“蒙查查”。
记者昨日从广州市质监局获悉,广东首部《公共场所双语标识英文译法规范...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女生非常没有安全感
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有一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感,于是对着男友说:“SAY I LOVEYOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”
男的答道:“I T!” 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 咱们的车出了点“小问题”
- Honey, We've got a little car trouble 咱们的车出了点“小问题” A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 精神病人的故事
- Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里
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In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 同样的服务
- The same service 同样的服务 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. 有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。 "When I was fi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话 Get the kid
- 英语幽默笑话 Get the kid 让小的干吧 A bit of advice for those about to retire. lf you are only 65,never move to ansrUrement community. Everybody else is in their 7...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三天后他正在看报纸
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says,...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话 卷烟厂都失火
- 英语幽默笑话 卷烟厂都失火 Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories wi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话 妈妈不见了
- 英语幽默笑话 妈妈不见了 A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl re...
2018-11-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
