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- Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it？" "Your wife isn't demandi...
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- Perfect Match A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but n...
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- Patience Angler： You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself？ Onlooker： I haven't got the patience.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注...
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- The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half...
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- Only Once A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried. "Yes, he was," the man replied. "Do you actually put your...
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- Starstruck I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on N...
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- Keep the Change One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make th...
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- Persistance Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game？ You or Uncle Richie？" "Uncle Richie and I d...
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- Treat As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from h...
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- Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've go...
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- Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said. "Juli...
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- I'm Glad A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？" "Please, teacher,...
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- I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today？" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two...
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- A Baby Sister Nurse： Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie？ Johnnie：She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying...
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- Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea befor...
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- A Problem in Arithmetic Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way t...
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- Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him....
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- That's Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lo...
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- Millionaire CEO： "My wife made a millionaire out of me." Assistant： "What were you before？" CEO： "a multimillionaire."更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作...
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- A Trip to Disney On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days,...
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- A Family Rule Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it？"...
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- An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried： "I'll law you to...
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- Twin Lobsters Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin L...
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- A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a...
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- The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop...
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