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- I Don't Know Her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that？" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husba...
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- Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today." A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c". Later...
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- Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office....
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- Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on it...
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- Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles....
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- Flunking Math My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology stude...
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- Classic humour stories(64)
- Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day？" I asked. "It was gr...
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- Classic humour stories(65)
- Keys？ Kiss？ A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table,...
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- Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading： "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he...
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- Toady “马屁精”与“癞蛤蟆”有关系
- 发现没？toady（马屁精）在构词上蛮有意思。如果去掉词缀-y，toad（y）就变成了“癞蛤蟆”，难道“溜须拍马者”与“癞蛤蟆”之间有什么联系？ 早在17世纪，英国人普遍认为癞蛤蟆剧毒无比，谁要吃了癞蛤蟆，那简直是找死！当然，有了...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没什么
- Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. 一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊...
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- The First Day as a Taxi Driver
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed， lost control of the car， nearly hit a bus， went up on the footpath， and stopped centimetres from a sh...
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- You Married Mine
- Little boy： Daddy， I want to get married. Father jokingly said： Oh！ Who did you have in mind？ Little boy： Grandma. Father： Wait a minute， you did not think I'd let you marry my mothe...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Cute dogs
- A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper， "Does your dog bite？" The shopkeeper says， "No， my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog...
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- A Blind Man and his Dog
- A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection（交叉路口）， and the dog， ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by（快速驶过） on the stre...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The plural form of "child"
- Teacher： What is the plural of man， Tom？ Tom： Men. Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？ Tom： Twins. 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Visiting a Chicken Farm
- One day， a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator， a chick just got out of its eggshell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out fr...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- He told me to see you
- Doctor： And whom did you consult about your illness before you came to me？ Patient： Only the druggist down at the corner. Doctor： And what sort of ridiculous advice did he gave you？ Pat...
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- It looks like popped rain
- A little girl from South was seeing snow for the first time. "Oh， Mommy，" she cried excitedly， "What is it？" "That's snow， dear，" answered her mother， "What did you think it was？" "It looks l...
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- 所谓绅士
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The child...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Raise (加薪 )
- Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise. 员工：我在这里 11 年了，做三个人的工作，却只拿一个人的薪水。现在我要求加薪。 Boss ： Well， I ca...
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- When Do People Talk Least?
- When Do People Talk Least？ 人们什么时候说话最少？ Student A： When do people talk least？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？ Student B： In February. 学生乙：在二月。 Student A： Why？ 学生甲：...
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- 我把他吊起来让他晾干
- Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool， Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly...
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- CAT BATHING, A MARTIAL ART
- Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new， improved Wisk - dislodgi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES
- Part 1 How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb？ Two――one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. How many Brown students does it take to change a...
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