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- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事84：买东西和说闲话！
- 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 追星族Starstruck--双语幽默笑话
- Starstruck
追星族
I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my directi...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只有一次Only Once--双语幽默笑话
- Only Once
只有一次
A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.
一位驯狮新手正在接受采访。“我知道你的父亲也是个驯狮...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![过着舒适生活的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small28ff279785f72f3106a0bc87e319f4d71540881190.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 过着舒适生活的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:all i ever do is eat and sleep,eat and sleep,eat and sleep.加菲猫：我向来都是吃了睡，吃了睡，睡了吃。garfield:there must be more to a cat's life than that.加菲猫：比起以前加菲猫的生活变得更...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫拒绝摇尾乞怜-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small015b3050b7fe485d886c81f7ad744f301540881190.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫拒绝摇尾乞怜-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:here,garfield...beg.乔恩：加菲猫，过来。garfield:(swipe!)加菲猫：（猛击！）jon:eeyouch!!garfield:groveling is not one of my strong suits.加菲猫：摇尾乞怜不是我的特长。 更多 英语笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最伟大的击剑手--双语幽默笑话
- The World's Greatest Swordsman
世界上最伟大的击剑手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Patience耐性--双语幽默笑话
- Patience
耐 性
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？
Onlooker: I haven't got the patience....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好消息和坏消息--双语幽默笑话
- Good News And Bad News
好消息和坏消息
"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。
"I could sure use some good new...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![喜欢呆在高处的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small220a6f461f173d22ffa26441cff1390b1540881190.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 喜欢呆在高处的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:our cats like to sit in high places.it reinforces our superiority.加菲猫：我们的猫喜欢呆在高处，更加强了我们的优越性。garfield:help.加菲猫：救命。garfield:garfield,you dummy.加菲猫：加菲猫，你...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫的自我评价-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small1d0bf6cb43e9876de8d2e4acb84fc3061540881191.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫的自我评价-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:cats...加菲猫：猫族们...garfield:we cats are intelligent,soft,cute...加菲猫：我们猫族们是聪明的，温柔的，可爱的...garfield:furry cuddly...加菲猫：而且毛毛茸茸的抱着很舒服。garfield:playful......
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞错了A Mistake--双语幽默笑话
- A Mistake
搞错了
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 臭鼬Skunk--双语幽默笑话
- Skunk
臭 鼬
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
“我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最好的奖赏Best Reward--双语幽默笑话
- Best Reward
最好的奖赏
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 正是士兵None Other Than a Soldier--双语幽默笑话
- None Other Than a Soldier
正是士兵
As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weap...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![送给加菲猫的生日礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small9c7617dfa202707be5ea7e7721a26ad01540881191.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 送给加菲猫的生日礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:happy birthday,garfield.i have a surprise for you.乔恩：生日快乐，加菲猫，我给你准备了一个惊喜。jon:a rubber mousey!乔恩：一个橡胶老鼠。garfield:could've used a little salt...加菲猫：里面放了一些盐...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![漫画家乔恩-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small38eb589304e14ea5a707cdc7f99105161540881191.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 漫画家乔恩-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:hi,there...i'm jon arbuckle.i'm a cartoonist,and this is my cat,garfield.乔恩：我是乔恩.阿布库。我是一位漫画家，这是我的猫，加菲猫。garfield:hi,there.i'm garfield.i'm a cat,and this is my carto...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 士兵逃离战斗I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already! --双语幽默笑话
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!
A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about every...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 速度限制Speed Limit--双语幽默笑话
- Speed Limit
速度限制
The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of m...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 西点军校West Point--双语幽默笑话
- West Point
西点军校
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 视力训练Visual Training--双语幽默笑话
- Visual Training
视力训练
The squad was having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 快速反应Quick Reaction--双语幽默笑话
- Quick Reaction
快速反应
My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eye...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![乔恩与乔安的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7f4037b21890ab758a85e848115ed6db1540881557.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩与乔安的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:jo-ann,it's jon arbuckle.i was wondering if you were doing anything on new years.乔恩：乔安，我是乔恩。我想知道新年你将会做什么？jon:i don't believe it...乔恩：我不相信...jon:her answering machin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![乔恩准备藏礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small046b80f1151f9bacd077d441cdb0c1a21540881557.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩准备藏礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:i'm leaving your present under the tree.乔恩：我把礼物给你放到树底下了。jon:i'm trusting you not to peek.乔恩：我相信你不会偷看的。garfield:you have my word of honor.加菲猫：我用人格担保。jon:u...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大制服Large Uniforms--双语幽默笑话
- Large Uniforms
大制服
During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the d...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中间战术Midway Tactics--双语幽默笑话
- Midway Tactics
中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
