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- 106. Im the Only Driver
- A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, st...
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- 107. Such a Long Dog
- Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a whi...
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- 108.Where It Should Be Plugged
- A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and sai...
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- 110.Until They're Free
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the...
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- 111.To Borrow an Ox
- Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox...
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- 112. Only One Eye to Settle On
- The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"...
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- 趣味英语：这些问题你想过吗
- why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？why women can't put on mascara with their...
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- 114. A Womans answer
- A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." T...
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- 113.A Short Holiday
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to th...
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- 118. I，You and she
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make...
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- 117.The Choice of Word
- One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She sa...
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- 116. A Boy with a Big Head
- A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his moth...
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- 115.The Beat Salesman in the World
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry...
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- 120.Three Men in a Boat
- Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. The...
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- 119. You May Select
- The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My de...
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- 122.What Color
- An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had...
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- 121. A Speeding Motorist
- A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded....
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- 123.Its Kind of Fitting
- As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at...
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- 124. Excellent Skills
- After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with th...
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- 125. Maternal Instinct
- As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to at...
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- 126.An Excellent Scheme
- After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and want...
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- 英语中最牛的句子（搞笑）
- 01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的…… The most regret ion of live is insist on something that s...
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- 127. Easy or Not
- Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still...
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- 128.I Want Her to go Nuts
- Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,...
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- 129. An Ad
- After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Los...
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